Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't