When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot

I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'