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GARRISON KEILLOR The only thing that I don't like is my kids watching comedy that isn't actually funny. There...
STEPHEN COLBERT I've seen so many excellent actors - excellent actors - who, the minute they're told they...
BEA ARTHUR I'd love to do a comedy. I'm terrified of comedy. I don't think I'm funny, but I gue...
JARED PADALECKI It's funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren...
HANNAH SIMONE Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, tha...
NORM MACDONALD Garrison Keillor read several of my poems on 'The Writer's Almanac' and I've heard f...
ELLEN BASS I'm thrilled when I get nominated. I don't count how many and I don't remember how many ...
MERYL STREEP I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's fu...
DEMETRI MARTIN That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny.
MICHAEL JAI WHITE I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a wai...
BRUCE MCCULLOCH I used to do a lot of comedy. I don't know what happened. I think it's my face.
EDDIE MARSAN I don't think that they know fully what's happening with Miss Match so therefore I don't...
CHARISMA CARPENTER It's no accident many accuse me of conducting public affairs with my heart instead of my head. W...
GOLDA MEIR He's only 4 years old, so I don't think he realized, you know, that I played so many years. ...
MARIO LEMIEUX My God, these folks don't know how to love - that's why they love so easily.
D. H. LAWRENCE From my experience, I would say no: actors of East Asian descent don't get the opportunities whi...
GEMMA CHAN It's funny to be discovered by a lot of people who didn't know you before. People always use...
TERRY O'QUINN I really like the idea that Mark appeals to so many people because he just is who he is. He's not po...
REESE WITHERSPOON I don't want to play earnest. I'd rather play somebody who's kind of sleazy. It's mu...
JACK COLEMAN I love doing comedy. I find comedy quite hard work. Comedy's underrated, I think, by actors, you...
RALPH BROWN Most of us don't think about miracles that we could possibly do. We don't have a vocabulary ...
BRUCE WILKINSON I don't think Reagan is primarily funny, and I don't think he's primarily marvelous; he&...
EUGENE JARECKI It's funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movie stars in gene...
RYAN REYNOLDS People who don't know the true character of God - who don't believe He is merciful, gracious...
JOYCE MEYER I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I&...
DANNY DEVITO I don't know many women who can relate to Sharon Stone and the kind of movies she does. I don...
KIM CATTRALL Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids ...
BILLY BOB THORNTON I love comedy. That's what got me into the arts. I don't even know how to categorize myself ...
STEVE MARTIN Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either.
GOLDA MEIR It's amazing how many introverts go into the ministry. It's amazing how many people go into ...
JOHN PIPER I don't have a Twitter account. I don't go to fan club gatherings. I'm not one of those ...
JANE ELLIOT Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.
TAYLOR HAWKINS I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I...
BILLY CONNOLLY With drama, you know if you're having a true moment, but in comedy, if somebody doesn't laug...
BROOKE NEVIN You don't really have to say much when your headline is 'Drag Queen Robs Burger King.' S...
WILLIE GEIST I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't...
CARL REINER I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a...
WALLACE SHAWN At least in making an action film, there's always going to be someone who wants to see a car cha...
JASON STATHAM I don't know for Justin; he's always looking for meaning out of his relationships with peopl...
RANDY HARRISON So many people don't know that God loves them. They feel, 'Why would God love me? Why would ...
JAN KARON I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not ...
BILL COSBY Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
TOM WAITS Comedy is so fun. I don't know how these people can make movies and work on them for four months...
COLLEEN HASKELL I don't know what it is about me. I don't know if there's something strange... but I con...
LAURA VANDERVOORT Cronenberg's a lot of fun, and that a lot of people don't know watching his movies. He doesn...
VINCENT CASSEL You know, I think a lot of times what happens when we as actors know we're playing a bad guy is ...
LAZ ALONSO It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure tha...
MARK TWAIN You know who helped me a lot? Jane Fonda. She said, Look at how many times I've been up and I...
MELANIE GRIFFITH I don't know many women who can relate to Sharon Stone and the kind of movies she does. I don...
KIM CATTRALL I do a lot of referendums. They can't talk back. They don't have wives. They don't have ...
ROGER STONE I don't know how many people there are with a million dollars who are inclined to give it to a w...
DANA STABENOW My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks E...
BAM MARGERA The funniest thing is I never understood why actors were so shady about who they're dating. Then...
EMILY MEADE I'm competitive with anyone who writes a good song - I don't care if it's a band or solo...
CHRIS MARTIN I don't think God cares a whole lot about the outcome. He cares about the people involved, but I...
AARON RODGERS I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy.
ASHTON KUTCHER When you grow up in something, you don't even know if it's bad or good. You just know that...
FUTURE I don't think of myself as funny. I think of myself as rather grave, actually. And I'm suspi...
HUGH LAURIE It's funny when people ask an actor what they want to play next, because you don't get to de...
DYLAN WALSH I don't play villainy. I wouldn't even know how to play it.
KEVIN SPACEY A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves...
CARLY CRAIG Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never bee...
AL YANKOVIC There's just a lot of stuff that really moves me, and I don't know how to express it, and I ...
CAT POWER You never saw Peter Sellers the actor trying to make you laugh. All he was doing was the character. ...
STEVE CARELL I know a lot of kids that if you don't know how to deal with them, you lose them. They don't...
JIM BROWN You know what, the drummer is my manager. He's busy. And I'm busy. I don't need the doug...
AIMEE MANN I can't stop biting my nails. It's a bad habit of mine. I like anything to do with math and ...
KHLEO Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we do...
RYAN HANSEN Michael Emerson is just a prince. There's something about him. He's so sweet. I don't kn...
SARAH SHAHI Many writers can't make a living. So to be able to teach how to write is valuable to them. But I...
CHINUA ACHEBE I'm a workaholic, and a lot of girls don't know how to deal with a workaholic.
ROMEO MILLER We don't ask the actor playing James Bond what his sexual preference is. So I don't know wha...
JACK FALAHEE Most people don't know who Ken Mehlman is. He's the chairman of the Republican Party, obviou...
SUSAN ESTRICH I had never done a 90-minute play with no intermission, so it is a bit like you get onto the train a...
LILY RABE I don't like the bullying, do-one-over style of comedy. It's so cheap.
OLIVIA COLMAN I don't want actors to know anything. The more they are lost, the better they play.
BRUNO DUMONT I don't know how to play evil.
CARICE VAN HOUTEN I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you...
BEN STILLER I'm actually not a big fan of the word hope. I think it's a depressing word. I don't wan...
KELLY CLARKSON Successful people have a bigger fear of failure than people who've never done anything because i...
JAY-Z I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't ha...
NEIL CAVUTO It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singe...
NAIMA ADEDAPO It's easy for me to play bad guys because it's a very linear acting. Bad guys aren't emp...
HENRY ROLLINS How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's ...
LES DAWSON English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what ...
GARRISON KEILLOR I think he's Will 's partying a lot in Cabo. I think he's running a brothel. I don't...
BRADLEY COOPER Frankie Muniz is amazing at everything he does. Many people don't know that he can play the pian...
SAMAIRE ARMSTRONG The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm wa...
MICK RALPHS Sondheim writes the music and lyrics, and because he's so smart and goes so deep with his feelin...
BERNADETTE PETERS What cracks me up is people who think I don't take baseball seriously. It's the most importa...
BRADY ANDERSON When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that...
BILL PARCELLS I don't remember a time that I didn't know how to play the guitar.
KAKI KING Don't pretend to know everything. I've been blessed to work with a lot of veteran actors, an...
MICHAEL B. JORDAN I've always wondered, am I a writer who preaches or a preacher who writes? I don't know. I l...
JOHN PIPER I'm a great believer that actors are very similar to session musicians. You wouldn't ask a s...
EDDIE MARSAN People ask me about my limp. I say, 'You know, I don't know how bad it is, because I don'...
TERI GARR I don't know, I feel like any role that I play is a little piece of me, whether it's their p...
KIERSEY CLEMONS I have Slavic fat pads that make me look like a chipmunk and arched predatory eyebrows. With that, y...
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to be like other people.
For example, if I were a smoker, DEBORAH GARRISON It would be a challenge even for the Delaware Theater Company to do a show like this.
DENVER GARRISON I don't know if he could or not. He could try.
DENVER GARRISON Gas prices are too high. Something should be done about it.
DENVER GARRISON Selfish people try to keep or get things but they loose people
HANNAH GARRISON A guest from company A could possibly hack into a conference held by company B, their competitor, st...
DAVID GARRISON That smacks of bribery. He just opens himself up to misusing his money. This is the quintessential r...
GARRISON NELSON The superstars have landed. This is a clear sign that the Democrats know how important this Senate r...
GARRISON NELSON It's just more of a grass-roots approach. It's fans taking matters into their own hands and making g...
GARRISON STARR The cats are terrible. Out of every 10, nine are scratching and biting and hissing.
JANE GARRISON I've been bitten, scratched, had [my] head cracked open.
JANE GARRISON The suffering is overwhelming. Sometimes they have food left, but all their water is gone. Every sec...
JANE GARRISON We feel very betrayed in regards to
them taking our money and giving the administrators a raise.
JANNA GARRISON They're taking our money and giving it to the principals.
JANNA GARRISON It's taking our money that we're sacrificing ... and they're giving the administrators up to an 11 p...
JANNA GARRISON We should be able to work together, but the only way you can work together is with integrity and tru...
JANNA GARRISON Our goal was to be in the top ten and nobody gave us a prayer. (Eighth place) isn't to bad for a tea...
JACK GARRISON (Reese) came out here and beat all the good kids. What a tournament both of them had.
JACK GARRISON He's a tough kid. You have to want to beat the hell out of the kid; that's the attitude you need.
JACK GARRISON We needed a few more pins, they pinned us more than we pinned them and that hurt us. But I'm proud o...
JACK GARRISON I tell you what, we set a team goal to win the region and I think the team did everything they could...
JACK GARRISON This is not about money. This is about the judicial system gone awry. This is about two jurors being...
LARRY GARRISON Right now I have the whole world converging on me to do interviews. I have a major (TV) network that...
LARRY GARRISON As far as I know I'm doing a book with him on the Jackson trial. All I can say is that he is a chara...
LARRY GARRISON As far as I know I'm doing a book with him on the Jackson trial.
LARRY GARRISON These books are going to rock the nation. Elly and Ray are two of the three jurors who initially vot...
LARRY GARRISON