Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

Sex is like money, golf and beer - even when it's bad, it's good.

I know it's only February, and golf is not on people's minds, but last year we turned down 30 golfers.

It makes the surface of the moon look like a golf course.

Sex, ... Golf excites me. My life. My wife. All the things that I do. Every day, I'm endeavoring on something different, something new. It's fun. It's challenging.

Pro golf is dull. It's a chorus line of blond towheads you can't even tell apart.