Sex is like money, golf and beer - even when it's bad, it's good.

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I'd never take a job in a place where you couldn't throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines.

I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.

I'd always wanted to make a record with Jim Dickinson, and I'd known about his boys for years, ... He reminded me that when they were 13 or 14 years old they had a punk rock band and I'd called him and wanted to make a record with them then.

I know it's only February, and golf is not on people's minds, but last year we turned down 30 golfers.