Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

We do not know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by