Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion