Gossip can be entertaining, occasionally I've heard the most fascinating things about myself I never knew.

Slander is the tool of cowards.

Nature abhors a vacuum but why do most people hasten to fill in the blanks with garbage?

Slander is the only way some have of feeling close to accomplishment.

Women are from stars, men are from penis.

Gossip can be entertaining: occasionally, I've heard the most fascinating things about myself I never knew.