Women are from stars, men are from penis.

Gossip can be entertaining, occasionally I've heard the most fascinating things about myself I never knew.

What we look squarely in the eye rarely bites us in the butt.

People say I give the best head, and they're not always talking about sex.

I didn't have a Barbie doll, so I played with eternity.

Mach diamonds are a rocket girl's best friend.