Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

Get a bicycle. You will not regret it. If you live.

Obscurity and competence - that is the life that is best worth living