Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It’s like having a little pet for your face.

Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It’s like having a little pet for your face.

A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent men become.

It is ridiculous that they have been allowing the import of birds as pets in recent weeks without even placing them in quarantine.

They don't make good pets. They are extremely intelligent and always have escape on their minds. They want to roam and wander.

Commercial products can kill viruses because the flu is not resistant to disinfectants. Washing hands before and after handling pets is a good start in maintaining good health.