HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

MOUSQUETAIRE, n. A long glove covering a part of the arm. Worn in New Jersey. But "mousquetaire" is a might poor way to spell muskeeter.

FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.

FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.To Rome said Nero: "If to smoke you turn I shall not cease to fiddle while you burn." To Nero Rome replied: "Pray do your worst,'Tis my excuse that you were fiddling first." --Orm Pludge

Abscond. To ''move'' in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

DIE, n. The singular of "dice." We seldom hear the word, because there is a prohibitory proverb, "Never say die."