Joy Behar
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I like wrinkles and crow's feet and flaws, and somebod... CHUCK CLOSE MARLEE MATLIN When I am working, I have two shows on Saturday, and when I wake up, and it's a lovely day, I ju... ELENA ROGER TATIANA MASLANY The word's out: I'm a woman, and I'm going to have trouble backing off on that. I am wha... ELIZABETH WARREN JOHN BARROWMAN I'm satisfied and proud of the things I did - even the bumps and the bruises that I've had o... GUCCI MANE TIA MOWRY KIRK DOUGLAS I'm not a comedian, I'm not a stand-up and I don't come from a comedy background. I am a... DARREN BOYD DAN QUINN I go out and date people, but I don't have that relationship, where you know, I'm like Jenni... MISSY ELLIOTT STEVEN COJOCARU SIMONE BILES I was working, like, 14-hour days on 'Fargo,' and now if I schedule more than two things in ... ALLISON TOLMAN Comedy is so fun. I don't know how these people can make movies and work on them for four months... 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TINK I suppose I don't have to work, but I do love working. I class myself as a working-class girl, a... BONNIE TYLER I was a very special child. I did stand-up comedy. I did it all. My family didn't understand. &#... ALESSANDRA TORRESANI KRISTEN STEWART So I figured in keeping with the record, I'd do something off the wall which is show up for free... PAUL WESTERBERG CHARLIE PUTH JOHNNY DEPP MARTIN GARRIX VIGGO MORTENSEN I'm a creature of adaptation. I take advantage of the second and the moment. My comedy breathes;... TOMMY DAVIDSON If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the gre... JAMIE FARR JOHN MADDEN Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON I think a song that's got something to say. I'm not much on gimmicks. I never have been beca... BILLY ECKSTINE I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV... COLIN QUINN KOBE BRYANT I don't like doing things by halves, and I realised you can't do stand-up comedy part-time. DEIRDRE O'KANE SHAMEIK MOORE I have two children. I have a daughter 29, and a daughter four. They are 25 years apart, so you spea... BURT WARD I definitely want to do more movies, and I'm also a writer, so I have a few screenplays that I&#... ELIZA COUPE BO DEREK ROBERT KURSON RICK PERRY KEKE PALMER People used to say I'm weak in comedy. But, with 'Mahesh Khaelja' and 'Dookudu,'... MAHESH BABU When I say I'm going gangster, I'm working really hard at something. LISA LAMPANELLI CATIE CURTIS The real preparation for races is done in the off-season. I put in the hard work during the summer a... SHANI DAVIS I usually go make-up free when I'm not working. Because I work so much, during the free days tha... BAR REFAELI I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as ... DAVID WALLIAMS CHANNING TATUM I never have broken up in comedy, ever. There's something about me that I just don't break o... BETH GRANT CAMRYN MANHEIM My mom wasn't so much such a great cook. But I don't know, I think I have a very strong moth... APRIL BLOOMFIELD MEGHAN MARKLE I have always loved science fiction. One of my favorite shows is 'Star Trek.' I like the tri... LESLIE NIELSEN REBECCA HALL The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass'... BAM MARGERA I like work/life separation, not work/life balance. What I mean by that is, if I'm on, I want to... TIMOTHY FERRISS JOSS WHEDON BARBARA MANDRELL People say to me all the time, 'You have no fear.' I tell them, 'No, that's not true... RONDA ROUSEY JOSH RADNOR KATHLEEN HANNA I love comedy with a passion, and I hope that shows in my work. I would never want to move an inch a... DARREN BOYD THIERRY HENRY IRIS APFEL People have different expectations when you're younger - it's less about changing yourself i... FREDDIE HIGHMORE TERRY PRATCHETT I'm real excited about being on CBS and hosting this show. I have been studying all of the great... RAY COMBS The 'Road Rules' thing was just something that happened. It was never like when I was little... THEO VON TABATHA COFFEY MARK RUFFALO I'm hoping that with the high profile that the Go-Go's are going to have over the next year,... KATHY VALENTINE Sometimes I think on television, you use maybe a tenth of what you are able to do. So it's nice ... SARAH PAULSON
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I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of th... JOY BEHAR I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again. JOY BEHAR I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapp... JOY BEHAR He is so different from his persona, not angry at all, JOY BEHAR Who are you, Woody Allen? JOY BEHAR I read the 'New York Times', I read 'The Nation', I read 'Newsweek', I read ... JOY BEHAR I'm interested in so many different things and I'd like to cover a lot of territory. I'm... JOY BEHAR I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for f... JOY BEHAR I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the It... JOY BEHAR I'm miserable that you're leaving. I feel like I'm losing a sister. JOY BEHAR [For Behar, the therapy was successful and her cholesterol levels came down.] It was almost like the... JOY BEHAR Well you know how some people have cancer in their family and some have heart disease. My family was... JOY BEHAR Well you know how some people have cancer in their family and some have heart disease. My family was... JOY BEHAR [He insisted that Democrats were heading in the wrong direction before he took over, telling] View .... JOY BEHAR I started to take myself very seriously in terms of heart disease. JOY BEHAR My mother had a heart attack when she was about 50. My uncle died of a heart attack at 58. Both of m... 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VANCE JOY I just got a band together in mid-2012, and we played our first show in October of that year. VANCE JOY I really honestly can't see myself as a lawyer. It's pretty much safe to say I'll never ... VANCE JOY I'm definitely not a super great guitarist. Ultimately, I just write a lot of love songs. VANCE JOY Ralph Fiennes and Edward Norton are among my favorite actors. VANCE JOY I like to get suggestions on what to read. I'll look at Twitter, people I like, people I admire.... VANCE JOY Sometimes when you're writing a song and that song comes into your head, it definitely comes fro... VANCE JOY When I go to a gig and I hear a song that I really like, a song that hits home to me or hits an emot... VANCE JOY JOY HARJO JOY HARJO MELANIE JOY MELANIE JOY JOY BALUCH JOY BALUCH JOY BALUCH JOY BALUCH JOY HARJO JOY HARJO I'm very happy being me, although sometimes I'd love to be a bird so that I could fly. JOY FIELDING JOY HARJO JOY PAGE JOY PAGE JOY PAGE JOY HARJO I'll be a mentor to those who want to create a business, product or service and aren't exact... JOY MANGANO Overcome obstacles one at a time: Sometimes the end goal becomes too daunting, so take things one st... JOY MANGANO There is something special when creative people get together. JOY MANGANO There were six very close encounters. BILL JOY As far as I know we also almost bought Apple once. We almost merged with Apple two other times. BILL JOY What's your personal computer, anyway? Your personal computer should be something that's always on y... BILL JOY Jini is different from the PC because there's no central control, no monopolist pulling the strings. BILL JOY [Kurzweil admits the potential perils of a cyborgian future. He cites the 2000 essay,] Why the Futur... BILL JOY What's your personal computer, anyways? Your personal computer should be something that's always on ... BILL JOY The next step after cheap is free, and after free is disposable. BILL JOY The old pagans had to choose between a brilliant, jangling, irresponsible universe, alive with lawle... JOY DAVIDMAN There have always been two kinds of Christianity -- man's and Christ's. Does anyone today remember h... JOY DAVIDMAN Feast of Barnabas the Apostle The essential amorality of all atheist doctrines is often hidden fr... JOY DAVIDMAN Feast of Juliana of Norwich, Mystic, Teacher, c.1417 We of the churches often gather our robes aw... JOY DAVIDMAN Taken as practical counsel for survival, the Fifth Commandment is now almost a dead letter. Yet if o... JOY DAVIDMAN Feast of John of the Cross, Mystic, Poet, Teacher, 1591 A Christian should always remember that... JOY DAVIDMAN Feast of the Birth of John the Baptist "Thou shalt not" is the beginning of wisdom. But the end of... JOY DAVIDMAN Feast of Thomas More, Scholar & Martyr, & John Fisher, Bishop & Martyr, 1535 We sometimes come ... JOY DAVIDMAN The idol-maker may know, more or less clearly, that he is only giving shape to the half-formed conce... JOY DAVIDMAN We are deeply sorry that this happened. Sometimes you can't control it. JOY AUSTIN I understand the power of this kind of an institution to improve the quality of life for people. I'v... JOY AUSTIN The question every day is whether the program that we're providing is unique and reaching residents. JOY AUSTIN I think it's a really wonderful way of looking at leadership development. What we're saying is, if y... JOY AUSTIN I really believe that the humanities has that power. Here in Washington, D.C., where there are so ma... JOY AUSTIN Enchanted April' is edgy, and will talk to an older audience. JOY ALLAIN The music is great and it's a great political satire. JOY ALLAIN We have 11 shows this year, which is the most in a long time. JOY ALLAIN It's the first year for this. The productions are grad student directed, designed and all student ru... JOY ALLAIN When I was going into inventing, it wasn't a dream the way someone goes into nursing or dancing.... JOY MANGANO JOY PAGE We envision a world of personal networking where Jini is the infrastructure, BILL JOY Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac (and nobody cares about it). BILL JOY Have you looked around lately? There are more muffin-top, camel-toe, wedgie-assed women on the stree... JOY MANISCALCO JOY PAGE Inventing is something that has always come very natural to me. As a child, I was always fiddling wi... JOY MANGANO No one should ever feel bad about themselves when the hot guy talks to the ugly girl instead. There'... JOY MANISCALCO You have to make a decision: Am gonna be the person that takes the risk? Am I gonna be the person th... JOY MANGANO I don't believe chivalry is dead, but I believe it's on the cusp. Listen, no one is expecting Frank ... JOY MANISCALCO JOY HARJO From the start, I was focused on getting the Good Housekeeping Seal. I wanted to go on TV and tell e... JOY MANGANO It was very exciting but hard. I've got a knot on my elbow and I jammed my finger. But it's a nice f... JOY ALLEN Seeing something on the big screen is definitely more exciting than sticking a videotape in the VCR. JOY PRATTE I'll see somebody struggling with something, and it doesn't matter if it's ironing or mo... JOY MANGANO JOY HARJO I think it killed the performance on a lot of the systems in the Labs for years because everyone had... BILL JOY JOY HARJO If everything you offer couldn't keep him, sadly your clam won't either. I know we'd all like to thi... JOY MANISCALCO JOY HARJO Being a fool for God was not merely alright but liberating. JOY DAVIDMAN I think the Macintosh proves that everyone can have a bitmapped display. BILL JOY Bonds clearly got a boost from the flight to safety. But looming on the horizon are the consumer and... DAVID JOY Bonds clearly got a boost from the flight to safety. But looming on the horizon are the consumer and... DAVID JOY Well, limbo is not a good place to be. BILL JOY Not having finished high school and having been fairly utilitarian in the way I went about college, ... JOY COVEY The woods were wild at nightfall. She heard dim crashing and splashes and the bark of a dog, and thr... JOY WILLIAMS Excuse me, but whatever you're drinking, I'll take a double, because clearly you've entered another ... JOY MANISCALCO We have a choice...we can either rally up every miserable, single person in the city and have a gian... JOY MANISCALCO This allows state agencies and regulations to respond. JOY MOSER Women with clean houses do not have finished books. JOY HELD JOY HARJO JOY PAGE JOY PAGE JOY PAGE JOY PAGE JOY PAGE JOY PAGE JOY PAGE This is like putting lipstick on a pig. Anyway you dress it, it is bad policy. JOY OLSON Some of the tax proposals that are part of the Democratic platform do call for the rollback of divid... DAVID JOY Some of the tax proposals that are part of the Democratic platform do call for the rollback of divid... DAVID JOY JOY PAGE The market is going to sort of tread water until we hear the results of the (Fed) meeting and what t... DAVID JOY Your destination might not end up being exactly what you envisioned to start with, but if you stick ... JOY MANGANO The Mexican gray wolves are actually responsible for the spark of legendary environmentalists Aldo L... JOY COVEY Katherine feels that she must have learned something about marriage from being married before that i... JOY WILLIAMS When I say this is the hardest job in the district I'm not exaggerating. JOY TORGERSON Love is not a chore or a routine. It's not something you schedule in your calendar. Love takes compr... JOY MANISCALCO Lenders have less of a vested interest in maintaining higher credit standards because they bundle [t... DAVID JOY I think nostalgia takes over when we think about people we once loved, and we tend to pick out all o... JOY MANISCALCO Don't you ever wonder why we say we're giving someone our heart and not our liver or some other orga... JOY MANISCALCO When you do find love--real love, it's the most wonderful, awful feeling in the world. There's nothi... JOY MANISCALCO why would you want a man that isn't completely yours? I don't even like sharing my dessert, let alon... JOY MANISCALCO If he is in fact 'unhappy in his relationship' it's not your job to console him. If his chick 'doesn... JOY MANISCALCO The grass always looks greener on the other side. Do we ever stop to think why? Maybe it's because w... JOY MANISCALCO Be with a guy who lets you know how important you are to him. Do not allow yourself to settle. Do no... JOY MANISCALCO Back in '99 that was unheard of. Your system administrators were the ones who did that kind of thing... JOY COTTLE JOY PAGE Protectionism plays well if you can tie it to outsourcing and jobs, DAVID JOY Protectionism plays well if you can tie it to outsourcing and jobs. DAVID JOY Some day you'll have someone worth holding on to... Someone who won't ever want to let you go...Some... JOY MANISCALCO U Win Some, U lose some... Never give Up.!!! JOY MANISCALCO Anyone who says writing is easy isn't doing it right. AMY JOY This is not a stuffy academic conference. This is open to the public and free. JOY PRATTE I don't need a man to make me happy. I want a man who adds to my happiness in a way that is so indes... JOY MANISCALCO We grabbed a lady and pulled her out the window, and then we swam with the current. It was terrifyin... JOY SCHOVEST Anthropomorphism originally meant the attribution of human characteristics to God. It is curious tha... 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