Have you been around South Beach? Most of the people I see with chains are elderly Jewish gentlemen. I don't know what he's talking about. There's no rule we have that doesn't affect several hundred young African-American men. You can't play the race card here without having it flipped back at you.

SENATE, n. A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.

We wanted to see if hormone therapy would do for elderly gentlemen what it would do for their best friends, elderly male dogs.

Elderly gentlemen, gentle in all respects, kind to animals, beloved by children, and fond of music, are found in lonely corners of the downs, hacking at sandpits or tussocks of grass, and muttering in a blind, ungovernable fury elaborate maledictions which could not be extracted from them by robbery or murder. Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behavior not otherwise excusable.

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.

This is your new home, ladies and gentlemen!