I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.

Good news, ladies and gentlemen; we have finally located weapons of mass destruction. ... It's Dick Cheney, We can't get bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.

This is your new home, ladies and gentlemen!

Have you been around South Beach? Most of the people I see with chains are elderly Jewish gentlemen. I don't know what he's talking about. There's no rule we have that doesn't affect several hundred young African-American men. You can't play the race card here without having it flipped back at you.

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.