Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?

if something is there, you can only see it with your eyes open, but if it isn't there, you can see it just as well with your eyes closed. That's why imaginary things are often easier to see than real ones.

If you want sense, you'll have to make it yourself.

It is a nonsense, it is a waste of resources and it is a silly way for any person to make their point, political or otherwise.

I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.