Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!"

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

Beginner pilot rules:

1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively.
2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory.
3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller.
If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again.
4. Flying is safe as long as you don't crash.
5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground.
6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away.
7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes.

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

Be happy, it drives people crazy.

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.