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He does need to be consistent, but we are happy with the way he played today.


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HE ZHENLIANG This will be conducive to the development of Sino-US relations and China's relationships with the re...
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MARTHA RADDATZ He played amazing with those four birdies on the first five holes, ... He played awesome today. Ther...
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LUIS GOMEZ He is happy to see the success New Zealand athletes are enjoying and is happy to be associated with ...
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ED BELFOUR Defensively, I'm very, very disappointed in the way we played, particularly in the front seven. I do...
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BARBARA CARTLAND A woman should say: Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me be...
BARBARA CARTLAND He would be the most consistent guy on the staff. He doesn't have overpowering pitches, but he knows...
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CHANDA GUNN Travis is not overpowering, but he does not walk people. We talk about hitting your spots -- and he ...
BRIAN CHENGER The kids are coming along. We're young and we're still building confidence. I'm happy with the way w...
JEFF RICHARDS We liked the way he handled himself at the Senior Bowl, and the way he played throughout the season....
MIKE SHANAHAN He and I are happy today that the worst of the crisis is over.
TEDDY ROOSEVELT He loves the kids and does whatever he can to make them do their best. He is a wonderful father and ...
BRENDA LEE You can't be jealous of someone else's results. You don't know the prayer, process, sacrifice, and w...
GERMANY KENT We're happy with the way the boys played.
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JOHN DRYDEN Happy the man, and happy he alone, he who can call today his own; he who, secure within, can say, t...
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FRANK ROSSI He said that he could have played a game today.
MIKE SHANAHAN The sage does not hoard. The more he helps others, the more he benefits himself, The more he gives t...
LAO TZU Being by his faith replaced afresh in paradise and created anew, he (the believer)does not need work...
MARTIN LUTHER The Palm kid really hurt us. We really had a hard time with him and he made a big difference with th...
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CHUCK MCBREEN our society today does not just need politicians but, politicians for a great and a positive change....
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH With only being on the practice field twice due to the rain, today was an experience for us. The gir...
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FOLARIN CAMPBELL It was great just to be able to play with him. Just because of what he brought with him. I was happy...
CHARLIE ADAMS We knew that he'd have some tough competition last week. But the tennis he played was beneficial. He...
ROBB AUDETTE I'm happy with the way I played in my first major as a professional. I wish I would have played a li...
MICHELLE WIE We just need to be more consistent.
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DOUG STEINES I was happy with the way I played. I think everyone was happy about the way everyone played. Overall...
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JASON GEHOSKI We played really well. I'm really happy with our intensity and the way we shared the ball.
JACK PURTELL They're paying for that service with him because that's all he does but he does it really well. He m...
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DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
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