He was just all smiles. He was overjoyed.
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My favorite memory of Dave was up in Duluth when he had, like, 27 in the second half. It was just cr...
ERIC GREENE Although Dave was widely popular, he was never very comfortable as a celebrity. He kept reminding us...
JACK SCHUESSLER He was putting too much pressure on himself. Instead of just being the best Dave Bullock he could be...
BOB HURLEY Dave was a consummate entertainer. No matter what musical format Dave chose, he could always command...
TOM BROWN Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even fun...
JOE ROGAN Relaxing, experiencing nature and laughing are what rejuvenate me and make me feel happy. I believe ...
SUI HE Since raised blood pressure is the major cause of stroke, the blood pressure lowering effect of pota...
FENG HE As a young child, I suffered from poor health. My parents encouraged me to swim, which really improv...
SUI HE I like to find old things
and I picked up that arrowhead
in tears, that broken point
...
LI HE These findings provide strong support for the recommendations encouraging the public to consume more...
FENG HE The average fruit and vegetable intake in most developed countries is about three servings per day, ...
FENG HE They are the Chinese heroes. I am happy for their performance and the result is not the most importa...
HE ZHENLIANG This will be conducive to the development of Sino-US relations and China's relationships with the re...
HE YAFEI The best way to resolve Sino-US trade imbalance is to expand bilateral trade cooperation. Restrictin...
HE YAFEI They are sorry there is no more Soviet Union and they don't know how to act.
HE YAFEI We are willing to import more U.S. goods.
HE YAFEI Even when he's making dumplings with peasants, he speaks memorized words and sounds like a People's ...
HE WEIFANG This is a critical moment. There is a lot of opposition to continuing the reforms as they are today.
HE WEIFANG I unequivocally state the wish that the Communist Party should become two parties.
HE WEIFANG The situation exists in almost every well-known Chinese university.
HE WEIFANG The government really wants to slow down investment, but it can't control local governments who have...
HE FAN The new managed floating currency regime is just an interim system. There is a chance of a further w...
HE FAN Eventually, we found that the situation there was more serious than what we imagined.
HE CHANGCHUI Part of our mission is to find out what kind of assistance is required.
HE CHANGCHUI Dave was well-meaning, but he did the test pretty much on his own.
BRIAN RUST Dave was a great teammate. He was probably the most skilled player on the team. Whenever I scored a ...
PAUL WILLIAMSON He just was ill. He was just hollering and screaming all the time. He just did not know what was cau...
JUANNA GRAHAM Dave thought he was bigger than Van Halen the band. So there was this catfight going on for 10 years...
GARY CHERONE I don't know anybody who didn't love Dave Brown. He was a special guy: a special player and a specia...
GARY WRIGHT On one she smiles, and he was blest;
She smiles elsewhere--we make a din!
But 'twas not love w...
MATTHEW ARNOLD Our concern goes out to Ms. Munoz, but this accident was caused by driver error.
KATHLEEN VOKES While he was playing during the summer, Dave landed on his shoulder and hurt his shoulder. He wasn't...
CHUCK MCBREEN He wasn't just a teacher; he was an all-around educator.
JEFF OMSPAUGH Jesse just smiles. He blows a smoke ring. "Sis," he says, "welcome to the Dark Side.
JODI PICOULT He wasn't able to talk to anyone he was in solitary, out one hour every two days, he was just all by...
NATALIE HENDERSON He didn't think he was good enough, and he was ready to give up on himself. The supporting cast arou...
BOB HURLEY That relationship saved him. He was devastated with the injuries and no one could've helped him more...
DAN ANDERSON He treats me special. It's a good feeling. He smiles at me and I can just melt.
KAREN CLARK We are overjoyed. It says what we have known all along -- that he is no longer a suspect in the bomb...
JACK MARTIN He was so full of music and all he could do was just play and play to get it all out.
JANIE HENDRIX Dave kind of reminds me of myself when I went with Bobby. He made all the calls on Saturday but I wa...
BRET BIELEMA Dave was very helpful in helping us get our business started. He put us in contact with all the righ...
RON NADICKSBERND I want to hear one more of your stories
Tangle up in your dreams, give up the fight
‘Pou...
BECKY WICKS Love isn't all sparks and firecrackers. Sometimes it’s more subtle than that.
BECKY WICKS The impact threw Dave, as I understand it, up into the air and onto the windshield and he was killed...
ROY WILLIAMSON Dave was world-renowned. He loved life and had an amazing, uplifting personality. The world lost a g...
LEE HUNTER He reminds me of Dave Kingman.
BILL BRYK I grew up in San Diego watching Dave Winfield, ... In '95, when I got called up, there he was -- my ...
BRIAN GILES He said he just didn't want to play. He was out there for all the wrong reasons.
HANK TIERNEY I was amazed at just what a great improviser in the true sense of the word he is, As frail as Dave i...
MICHAEL MOORE Dave always said, very clearly, that if anything ever happened to him, he wanted the program to go o...
DOROTHY BROWN When he was talking, he was lying and if he wasn't lying, he was stealing. He was just a weird and l...
MICHAEL ASSAEL I was frustrated that just because of his name, he was getting all this ink. All he had to do was re...
BYRON KOSTE He was the first to break it down for me. 'Dude, you're Mr. A-Z. Alpha through omega.' I appreciate ...
JASON MRAZ That was just the horse. He was amazing. I was sure he was beat, but he just dug in. He knew that it...
DANIELLE HODSDON I've watched him from afar and been very excited with him. He was outstanding on loan at Wolves. I t...
PAUL STURROCK This was the model that he had been waiting for all along. He was just waiting for us to catch up.
GARY KATZ He was just a normal kid. He was a normal kid for his age. He was just starting to grow when he went...
CLIFFORD CHUBB He was just beginning to enjoy life. He was just beginning to work like he wanted to.
SARAH HARRIS He was just doing what we all do every day,
ROBERT NICHOLS Not at all. He was just throwing it indiscriminately then.
BILL PARCELLS He had no idea how wonderful he was. How his hands were so beautiful she could hardly look at them. ...
CAMMIE MCGOVERN At first he would ask all the time when he was going home. After awhile he just shut down.
GRACE RICHARDS Theodore Roethke was a poet I was raised with so he has a lot of sentimental value for me.
KRIST NOVOSELIC Mark was always a very determined young man. He was one of those naturals that came into class and a...
BILL MERCER Not at all. Don wasn't anything like Barney. He was a very quiet man, and polite. He was the type of...
MAGGIE PETERSON He took that all out of context. He just didn't understand the point I was making.
CHRIS WELCH What we believe should happen now is that Judge Munoz should file formal charges against Pinochet, w...
CARMEN HERTZ when he smiles it's as if you'd just told him the first joke on earth.
MITCH ALBOM He was totally destructive. He was hard to handle. You couldn't manage him at all. He would scream a...
AMY THOMPSON Harry was just thinking that all he needed was for Dumbledore's pet bird to die while he was all alo...
J.K. ROWLING I was 23, and he was 86. I saw a very sick man. I just wanted to just talk with him. There was no ph...
ANNA NICOLE SMITH He was distraught. He looked just as confused as I was.
JEREMY BURGESS But he was just cruising, man. He was on cruise control.
CRAIG GIBSON It looked like a seizure. But he didn't move at all anymore. He was just laying there.
DWAINE CARPENTER It was such a pivotal time in Elvis' life; he was just a poor boy from Tupelo, Miss. That's ...
DRAKE MILLIGAN He was too fresh. He was so rank the first part of the race and I was fighting him. It was just a ca...
ALEX SOLIS But to Julius, he was just playing, because he didn't realize how special he was.
BRIAN FOSTER We all knew he was (staying). Obviously I know that he was offered that deal, but he thought about a...
KARON BRADLEY Mike D'Antoni was a cool coach, but he was just a bad person. He can coach. He was just mean for...
NATE ROBINSON He was just magic. He was equally as wonderful offstage as on.
CARNEGIE HALL (Former Tigers pitcher) Dave Mlicki made $6.2 million last year. This year he's making $750,000. Goo...
DOUG PAPPAS Heck gave us some problems. I thought maybe we needed to introduce David Patten to him at halftime s...
JOE CRAVENS All of the heartache, the anger, the fear that this was as good as it was ever going to get, was wor...
APRILYNNE PIKE Christ was born in the first century, yet he belongs to all centuries. He was born a Jew, yet He bel...
GEORGE W. TRUETT I have not been given a reason as to why I was suspended. I've made a verbal request to Ms. Munoz an...
JOE SCHULTEA JR Sigmund Freud was a novelist with a scientific background. He just didn't know he was a novelist...
JOHN IRVING He got holes in his chest. He was shot all up. He was laying on the ground. He was shot up bad.
KERRY HUMPHREY He was depressed. He was addicted to heroin. And I think there comes a time when all the beauty in t...
ANTONY JOHN He was bleeding from the side of his head. He wasn't responsive. He was just laying there. He was in...
BRANDON CHAVEZ He was just on fire. He was obviously motivated to get that jersey.
BILL ELLIS He was their other father. That's just the kind of person he was.
LAURA TARTAMELLA We just kept asking him where he was, where he was, and eventually he figured it out.
KEN HITCHCOCK When he smiles at me, I’m lost.
JODI PICOULT He just looked like he was sleeping, honestly.
JENNIFER BYRD He looked at the viewscreen and couldn’t believe it. If the other ship were any closer, then it wo...
CHRISTINA ENGELA Until he left office, that man was in control. He was distraught. He was in a personal crisis of unp...
ALEXANDER HAIG This was the best four quarters he's played all season long. He just played like he wanted the ball ...
BRIAN BECHTEL I thought I was doing all of the work. I just didn't know he was there. I couldn't do anything; he c...
JUSTIN ALLEN That play was all Chet. He just makes everyone miss. He's a playmaker.
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DAVE MUNOZ Usually when they do something like this, there will be just a few cars out there. On Sunday, every ...
DAVE MUNOZ Mostly we have cars out there packing the track but, with all rain we've had, the track has gotten r...
DAVE MUNOZ I'm not sure anybody totally understands this phenomenon. ... But we are happily stunned.
CECILIA MUNOZ It is a bill that has driven more than a million people out this week.
CECILIA MUNOZ The outpouring of anger in the community is combined with the hope that the Senate will do better.
CECILIA MUNOZ Cardinal Mahony speaking out unleashed something really big. He, the church, made this issue public ...
CECILIA MUNOZ We do think it's workable. We're encouraged by it.
CECILIA MUNOZ That one fact is why people are not coming through legal channels.
CECILIA MUNOZ There are 11 million people living and working in the United States. This bill ultimately does nothi...
CECILIA MUNOZ Let's take a deep breath here. I guess what's frustrating is that Senator Kerry was just at our conf...
CECILIA MUNOZ There are 11 million [undocumented immigrants] living and working in the United States. This bill ul...
CECILIA MUNOZ This is not something to be playing politics with. The lives of millions of people are at stake here...
CECILIA MUNOZ There's no truth to that whatsoever. Our investment equity group from early on remains 100 percent i...
KEN MUNOZ Mexican murders tend to be very spectacular and brutal.
CESAR MUNOZ I'm not sure anybody totally understands this phenomenon. ... But we are happily stunned. We're all ...
CECILIA MUNOZ The goal is to make a canoe that runs strong and is easy to turn.
SALVADOR MUNOZ We are calling on leadership on both sides of the aisle to get back to it. The life of millions of p...
CECILIA MUNOZ Including one team right in his backyard that his father played on for many years and went to the Ha...
ANTHONY MUNOZ Shocked is the only word I can use. And I have no guess as to why it happened. It has to be somethin...
ANTHONY MUNOZ I can't imagine anyone working harder. And it was a blast for me. Just working with good players eve...
ANTHONY MUNOZ The Latino community is reluctant to help police officers, but we're out here to tell them this is n...
ANTONIO MUNOZ We were always positive. There were some negative people, but they were wrong in the end. I always s...
ANTONIO MUNOZ We were always positive. There were some negative people, but they were wrong in the end.
ANTONIO MUNOZ We have to be on our A-game to stay with Santa Cruz. It's going to be a tough match. I don't think a...
ART MUNOZ Watsonville came out very strong and played very hard the whole match. They're a very good team.
ART MUNOZ They're very excited, very happy. They get to put a team banner in the gym. It was a big night for t...
ART MUNOZ I never predicted us to be out front. The girls have stepped it up. But we're not taking anybody lig...
ART MUNOZ It doesn't get any easier.
ART MUNOZ That showed the younger girls in their mind that they could play varsity as a team. We've really pla...
ART MUNOZ This is Harbor's home turf, and they're used to playing in these muddy conditions so they can form t...
ART MUNOZ It's more than a sprained ankle.
ART MUNOZ She's been moving from midfield up to the forward position, and she's been doing what we've been ask...
ART MUNOZ This is a gesture to the xenophobic wing of the party, and that is alarming. It threatens extraordin...
CECILIA MUNOZ We just didn't adjust our attack to what they were doing defensively. We controlled the game but we ...
ART MUNOZ We will not accept enforcement-only approaches.
CECILIA MUNOZ If federal authorities are using this as an enforcement opportunity, it creates a moral dilemma for ...
CECILIA MUNOZ If you want to create a permanent underclass, this is the way to do it.
CECILIA MUNOZ They had some big guys who are really strong and aggressive. We're not that big of a team, especiall...
CESAR MUNOZ What authorities here want is to rule out the possibility of the killers being Mexican since that wo...
CESAR MUNOZ I think, ultimately, this committee can report out a bill.
CECILIA MUNOZ If we pass reforms that either pretend they're not here or pretend they'll go away, we're fooling ou...
CECILIA MUNOZ The only way something gets through is on a bipartisan vote.
CECILIA MUNOZ We couldn't possibly support a proposal that says you can work here, but you can never be apart of o...
CECILIA MUNOZ It doesn't really deal with why people are migrating or why our economy is so dependent on their lab...
CECILIA MUNOZ We are keeping with ending the contract with Oxy, and to renegotiating oil contracts with the other ...
GUILLERMO MUNOZ We are insisting on ending the contract with Oxy, and renegotiating oil contracts with the other mul...
GUILLERMO MUNOZ That is our nonnegotiable position.
GUILLERMO MUNOZ It is not ideal but it is still a noteworthy improvement. It is a new institutional framework that w...
HERALDO MUNOZ If we reopen it to negotiations, there will be chaos, and if we postpone it, it will be a negative s...
HERALDO MUNOZ That a woman who is separated, was tortured and exiled now becomes the president of Chile is really ...
HERALDO MUNOZ He said very bluntly, 'So how is the UN?' This is before we even sat down. And I said, 'Well, it's n...
HERALDO MUNOZ The issue of the Security Council has not been touched in this negotiation,
HERALDO MUNOZ I think we're still far from agreement on several others.
HERALDO MUNOZ It's urgent. People are dying.
HERALDO MUNOZ It's disappointing ... there's a reticence on the part of many member states to provide the United N...
HERALDO MUNOZ clearly a disappointing result.
HERALDO MUNOZ There's a benefits checkup button and you click on that and it'll take us exactly where we want to g...
JAN MUNOZ Only four out of every 10 eligible seniors are actually enrolled in that program.
JAN MUNOZ It's free, it's fast, and as you saw, it's confidential.
JAN MUNOZ They felt happy, because their voice was heard. Now that they know everyone is going to sit down tog...
LYDIA MUNOZ They are concerned because of the management. They're very abusive.
LYDIA MUNOZ We walk the streets and talk to businesses, put in applications for health and safety, and talk to t...
LISA MUNOZ It (the playground) will allow the whole family to play together, regardless of any disabilities wit...
LISA MUNOZ All of us are soccer players. But this is also a chance for us to see fellow countrymen, to share st...
LISA MUNOZ A few British suffragettes everybody laughed at started the cause of equality between men and women.
ANTONIO MUNOZ MOLINA Cervantes is the most important Spanish writer. But he is not the most representative of the Spanish...
ANTONIO MUNOZ MOLINA Here in Spain, there are Argentine Jews, children and grandchildren of immigrants of Jews who fled G...
ANTONIO MUNOZ MOLINA One can criticize the Israeli government, but it is not fair to judge the people of Israel.
ANTONIO MUNOZ MOLINA Nothing good ever happens by itself - it is achieved through striving, though this sometimes bears a...
ANTONIO MUNOZ MOLINA There's nothing more solemn than truth. There's no greater grievance to a tomb than hypocrisy, or a ...
LUIS MUNOZ-MARIN Tidal waves are like reality. They can smack you in the face when you least expect it, but that does...
SAMARA RENEE MUNOZ I have spent a great deal of my life being part of minorities. Some of the people I admire the most ...
ANTONIO MUNOZ MOLINA I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ...
DAVE MATTHEWS Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But...
DAVE ATTELL Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ...
DAVE WINFIELD Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
DAVE BARRY We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi...
DAVE BARRY Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
DAVE ANDERSON For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
DAVE BARRY What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe...
DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
DAVE BARRY Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ...
DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod...
DAVE BAUTISTA A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
DAVE FOLEY When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou...
DAVE DAVIES Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a...
DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio...
DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
DAVE MORRIS Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ...
DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
DAVE ZEBIAN I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor...
DAVE BARRY I'm so alive.
As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
DAVE MATTHEWS I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on...
DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless...
DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...
DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth...
DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l...
DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ...
DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ...
DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba...
DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS