He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.
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He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.
BRIAN SPELLMAN He who laughs last didn't get it.
WINSTON CHURCHILL He who laughs last didn't get it
HELEN GIANGREGORIO He laughs best who laughs last.
ENGLISH PROVERB He who laughs best today, will also laughs last.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
JOHN MASEFIELD He who laughs last thinks slowest!
UNKNOWN He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
ANTHONY BURGESS He who laughs last has planned to tell the story first.
LANE OLINGHOUSE He who laughs best to-day, will also laugh last.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE He who laughs last is generally the one that thought fastest on his feet,
JOHN RINGO If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
STEVEN WRIGHT If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
STEPHEN WRIGHT The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.
FRIEDRICH SCHILLER A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time whe...
SHORT QUOTES He who laughs.....lasts.
ANONYMOUS He who laughs, lasts!
MARY PETTIBONE POOLE He who laughs, lasts.
JOHN POWELL He who laughs, lasts.
NORWEGIAN PROVERB Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Ta...
SHERRILYN KENYON The Last Coach: A Life of Paul 'Bear' Bryant
ALLEN BARRA He who laughs most, learns best.
JOHN CLEESE He who laughs most, learns best
JOHN CLEESE Instead, he (Bryant) got behind me. It wasn't a rookie mistake. I just didn't get back deep enough. ...
CHRIS HARRIS He who never tickles himself, never laughs
DUTCH PROVERB She who laughs last may not invariably laugh best, but she does laugh.
PATRICIA C. WREDE He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
BERTOLT BRECHT Every time someone starts a project he is considered nuts, until he beats all the odds and laughs th...
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Is it possible that you know what he was strangled with and you just didnt want to tell me?
JOHN SHORT He's a big clown, so it makes sense he has trainers who are just a joke.
FLOYD MAYWEATHER SR He was Kobe Bryant tonight. I was pretty sure he wanted to come back at us because we pretty much hu...
ANDRE IGUODALA If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm...
GEORGE BURNS He who climbs upon the highest mountains laughs at all tragedies, real or imaginary.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE No one is more profoundly sad than he who laughs too much.
JEAN PAUL RICHTER No one is more profoundly sad than he who laughs too much
JEAN PAUL RICHTER What do they call a comedian who doesn't get any laughs? A philosopher
PHIL PROCTOR It's when they want to silence you that you need to be louder! It's when they want to kill you that ...
ROSA M. BETANCES Bryant Thompson shaves his arms before the games he pitches.
ERIC WOMACK Comedy industry people, like club owners, comedians, managers, bookers and the like, all know it's h...
JUDY BROWN He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.
GEORG BRANDES He (Carroll) makes them a whole different beast to defend.
JERRY KILL Bryant is hard to guard. He makes tough shots. He attacks you going to the basket and tonight he mad...
RICK ADELMAN If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.
GREGORY DAVID ROBERTS Ive loved you my whole life, I just didnt know it until now
~ANYA SUNDQUIST~ WOW DID I JUST SEE LIL B?
THE MYTH ?? THE AMERICAN HERO AND LEGEND? WORLD WIDE LEGEND! I ...
BRANDON MCCARTNEY Maybe it was the sideburns, but I just didnt fit in. (Elvis speaking about his youth)
ELVIS PRESLEY Man is the animal who laughs,
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Get it? I'm the one who started the joke! I was walking down the last fairway with Kenny Perry , and...
BEN CRANE Kevin Garnett was a great player, but he wasn't Kobe Bryant.
JERRY WEST It was like, here comes a joke. Here's the joke. I just told a joke!
FRED ARMISEN Who laughs less than feminists?
TUCKER CARLSON Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs: He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laug...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE He knows exactly what he's doing, even when he seems laid-back. He's a fun, relaxed guy who likes to...
MATT DUFFY The children with the streamlets sing,
When April stops at last her weeping;
And every happy g...
LUCY LARCOM The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your f...
DREW CAREY A woman who laughs is a woman conquered.
OLEG CASSINI No one is laughable who laughs at himself.
LUCIUS ANNAEUS SENECA People were referring to me as the new Anita Bryant. Anita would get a little jealous.
KATHIE LEE GIFFORD Just if one laughs does not mean he has easy life. Just one has smile on his face does not mean that...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA when he smiles it's as if you'd just told him the first joke on earth.
MITCH ALBOM He is not always at ease who laughs.
[Fr., Ce n'est pas etre bien aise que de rire.]
DANTE ("DANTE ALIGHIERI") Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE I want to see the premier and the attorney general (Michael Bryant), who showed such vigour (last su...
JOHN TORY Kobe Bryant is my favorite basketball player. He takes risks. He goes for the shot. He isn't cau...
HALEY JOEL OSMENT There was one field in which man was unsurpassed; he showed unlimited ingenuity in devising bigger a...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN There was one field in which man was unsurpassed; he showed unlimited ingenuity in devising bigger a...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Our foul trouble made it tough. (Bryant) gets you into foul trouble, and double-teams get other peop...
RICK CARLISLE The credit goes to Carroll. The real story of the game is how well Carroll played. They've got an ou...
BOB GREEN My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller...
STEPHEN COLBERT People like Bryant Gumbel and Bob Costas are terrific broadcasters because they get challenged every...
JOHN TESH A childish story take, and with a gentle hand, lay it where Childhood's dreams are twined in Memory'...
A.G. HOWARD I am very excited to be joining Carroll Dawson and the first-class basketball organization at the Ro...
DARYL MOREY Oh, so you see some chick in baggy jeans and a hoodie, and you just have to have her so bad, you dec...
ALYSON NOEL It was unbelievable. He beat all of the Carroll guys and took over two seconds off his best time.
DEBI MEASE Ah, Signor Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?'
'He is making a joke, no,'...
JOHN FLANAGAN No one is laughable who laughs at himself.
SENECA (SENECA THE ELDER) No one is laughable who laughs at himself.
SENECA Hopefully this will get over there and, you know, maybe we can find him like we did Jill Carroll.
LORETTA AKE Bond is part of the system. He's an imperialist and a misogynist, and he laughs at killing peopl...
MATT DAMON So, as a seventh grader,no, you weren't friends with people you didnt like. But sometimesyou also we...
LAUREN MYRACLE A guy once told me a joke and the joke goes like this, "I wonder if I am living a horrible nightmare...
GIDEON O. OMORUYI This was just a great big joke on us. He better not show his face here again.
STEVE HUNT Instead of breaking that bridge, we should, if possible, provide
another, that he may retire the so...
ARISTIDES ("THE JUST") We make war that we may live in peace.
ARISTIDES ("THE JUST") We see a lot of these submissions being funny. We hope people are going to share these laughs togeth...
DUNCAN KENNEDY You want to know the joke he thinks is stolen from him? It's a Taco Bell joke,
CARLOS MENCIA Coach Carroll personally told me that he was going to sign an extension at the end of the year; he p...
ASHLEY WALKER We were encouraged by our comeback against Carroll (Argos trailed by 17 at half), but we're even mor...
ANTONIO VELOSO I didnt like being reminded about how self-absorbed i was. I wanted to be over this, done with this....
DONALD MILLER He's cooled down a little bit. After he gets mad, he laughs it off. Then we all start laughing. And ...
JESSICA CANADY No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.
CARROLL BRYANT I'd rather have a pedophile in office rather than a democrat any day of the week and twice on Sunday...
CARROLL BRYANT Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascinastion.
CARROLL BRYANT I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.
CARROLL BRYANT The problem with a lot people is, they are more concerned about their image than they are about thei...
CARROLL BRYANT Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.
CARROLL BRYANT What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
CARROLL BRYANT All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too dr...
CARROLL BRYANT Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.
CARROLL BRYANT One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which cas...
CARROLL BRYANT
More Carroll Bryant
No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.
CARROLL BRYANT I'd rather have a pedophile in office rather than a democrat any day of the week and twice on Sunday...
CARROLL BRYANT Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascinastion.
CARROLL BRYANT I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.
CARROLL BRYANT The problem with a lot people is, they are more concerned about their image than they are about thei...
CARROLL BRYANT Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.
CARROLL BRYANT What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
CARROLL BRYANT All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too dr...
CARROLL BRYANT Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.
CARROLL BRYANT One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which cas...
CARROLL BRYANT Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The prob...
CARROLL BRYANT The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than w...
CARROLL BRYANT Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.
CARROLL BRYANT Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.
CARROLL BRYANT I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife ...
CARROLL BRYANT Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once...
CARROLL BRYANT Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder...
CARROLL BRYANT I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction
CARROLL BRYANT Listen." Jennifer reverted, "I didn't mean anything by all of that before. I understand what you wer...
CARROLL BRYANT When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more app...
CARROLL BRYANT Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.
CARROLL BRYANT The only thing standing between you and your dreams is ... reluctance.
CARROLL BRYANT I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home...
CARROLL BRYANT Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example
CARROLL BRYANT You know," Kavita begins, "I think I can pick out my own furniture. I am an artist after all. I do h...
CARROLL BRYANT Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
CARROLL BRYANT Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
CARROLL BRYANT The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
CARROLL BRYANT Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!
CARROLL BRYANT Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.
CARROLL BRYANT The last word of love is ... goodbye.
CARROLL BRYANT I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.
CARROLL BRYANT The white lily stands for purity. Artists for centuries have pictured the angel Gabriel coming to th...
CARROLL BRYANT I don't know who he was," Kavita flat-out states, "but whoever he was he sure did a number on you, d...
CARROLL BRYANT Lily looks back down at the necklace in her hand that Kavita had given her. "It must have cost a for...
CARROLL BRYANT Mary approaches her before she is able to reach her station. "Hello Lily. Get anything special for C...
CARROLL BRYANT You are the only one who can.
CARROLL BRYANT I feel like I am either on the cusp of something great, or standing on the edge of my abyss, discove...
CARROLL BRYANT Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.
CARROLL BRYANT This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. A...
CARROLL BRYANT A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you’re ...
CARROLL BRYANT Today I feel like I did tomorrow.
CARROLL BRYANT Where am I going to grow a garden in a penthouse?”
“Next time I visit I’ll fix you up a s...
CARROLL BRYANT Look how healthy you are, and your skin, it's like a Barbie doll."
"Why, thank you, Jenny." Ch...
CARROLL BRYANT I don’t think it’s proper for a girl to have three boyfriends.” Jennifer now begins to sound h...
CARROLL BRYANT You cannot prevent a war by starting a war.
CARROLL BRYANT The reason time is always running out is because it has nothing else better to do.
CARROLL BRYANT If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.
CARROLL BRYANT I was gladly cuffed, shackled, loaded into the caged bus and driven through the main gate of Bare Hi...
JACK CARROLL You have to keep your sanity as well as know how to distance yourself from it while still holding on...
DIAHANN CARROLL You're not the same as you were before," he said. You were much more... muchier... you've lost yo...
LEWIS CARROLL I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times sinc...
LEWIS CARROLL She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).
LEWIS CARROLL Dancers work and they work and they work, and they master their skills so far that improvisation jus...
PETE CARROLL Today's announcement will address immediate needs, including the housing situation as winter approac...
AILEEN CARROLL We encourage, most sincerely, that Canadians donate generously in these last few hours,
AILEEN CARROLL Half of this will go to the South Asia earthquake matching fund; the remaining will go to the two ap...
AILEEN CARROLL World Vision and Care Canada are working through their local networks on the ground to meet the need...
AILEEN CARROLL The CIDA funds that are generated in this manner will be made available to support relief, rehabilit...
AILEEN CARROLL The first thing to do .. was to make money available on the ground quickly and then to make a part o...
AILEEN CARROLL Once again, the remarkable entries received show that Canadian youth are moved by the challenges fac...
AILEEN CARROLL The big one I missed out on was 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.' MGM wanted me for it, and Warner Br...
CARROLL BAKER The goal of the agenda for action on global health is clear: to reduce the number of people, particu...
AILEEN CARROLL We are stepping up to facilitate the government of Afghanistan's transition to a fully independent a...
AILEEN CARROLL The mother obviously began to cry when she was told. She had walked a number of kilometres, but the ...
AILEEN CARROLL It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
LEWIS CARROLL The Viennese wash everything. Where else in the world does the government hire public servants to wa...
JONATHAN CARROLL Oh, but you must travel through those woods again and again... said a shadow at the window... and yo...
EMILY CARROLL Bolshevism presented itself as an economic threat to themselves at the same time that Nazism present...
CARROLL QUIGLEY It wasn't going too bad today, until I crashed into a wall! Up to then I was running sixth, and the ...
ADAM CARROLL The noise floor in the area continues to come up for us. This line would definitely have caused us t...
ADAM CARROLL I am extremely happy to be joining Racing Engineering - I will not let them down.
ADAM CARROLL We play together kind of like a round-robin type of thing. As the tour progresses we tend to learn e...
ADAM CARROLL The instrumentation was a little different. A little more experimental this time. We had saxophone a...
ADAM CARROLL Sometimes I have an idea and I'll kind of write the idea down and sort of tinker away at it until I ...
ADAM CARROLL For (Far Away Blues) I wrote a bunch of half songs on the piano and the guitar, and then I had kind ...
ADAM CARROLL I think (humor) just kind of comes to me naturally. It just seems like kind of the way I like to do ...
ADAM CARROLL It's been a good couple of days for me here, particularly on Friday, because I was able to cover a l...
ADAM CARROLL He got the whole team going.
AHMAD CARROLL They expect me to be a shut-down corner like Al (Harris) is. You get me stepping in the picture and ...
AHMAD CARROLL They don't want me to go out there while it's still swollen. They want to kind of wait until the swe...
AHMAD CARROLL Doesn't matter who's starting but, in my mind, I'm thinking I have the job. I want to be the guy out...
AHMAD CARROLL If I start the rest of the year, I'll go out there and get six interceptions. My goal is to get 10 t...
AHMAD CARROLL He made it clear that we can't have anybody out there getting penalties and still being on the field...
AHMAD CARROLL I worked hard on not getting the holding penalties. A lot of times I thought I had good coverage on ...
AHMAD CARROLL You can't get mad at the refs. They made the call. Live with it and get better at it. A lot of them ...
AHMAD CARROLL They're going to be ready. They're looking at this as a test, too, because we play a lot of bump and...
AHMAD CARROLL I have no idea. They worked me, Joey and (Jason) Horton in with the 1s.
AHMAD CARROLL Sentence first, verdict afterwards.
LEWIS CARROLL I am fond of children--except boys.
LEWIS CARROLL Real love is always chaotic. You lose control; you lose perspective. You lose the ability to protect...
JONATHAN CARROLL And how do you know that you're mad? "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that...
LEWIS CARROLL The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships - and sealing wax -...
LEWIS CARROLL It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
LEWIS CARROLL Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?”
“Have you guessed the riddle yet?” th...
LEWIS CARROLL Little Alice fell
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the hOle,
bumped her head
and br...
LEWIS CARROLL Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.
LEWIS CARROLL Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to ...
LEWIS CARROLL Why it's simply impassible!
Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean imp...
LEWIS CARROLL A short story is a sprint, a novel is a marathon. Sprinters have seconds to get from here to there a...
JONATHAN CARROLL What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning-...
LEWIS CARROLL Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'
...
LEWIS CARROLL Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
"I've had nothing yet," Alic...
LEWIS CARROLL Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
'That depends a good deal on whe...
LEWIS CARROLL And thus they give the time, that Nature meant for peaceful sleep and meditative snores, to ceaseles...
LEWIS CARROLL There is no use trying, said Alice; one can't believe impossible things. I dare say you haven't had ...
LEWIS CARROLL When I use a word, Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, it means just what I choose it to ...
LEWIS CARROLL The time has come, the Walrus said,
To talk of many things:
Of shoes and ships and sealing-wax...
LEWIS CARROLL How queer everything is to-day! And yesterday things went on just as usual. I wonder if I've been ch...
LEWIS CARROLL No, no! said the Queen. Sentence first - verdict afterwards.
LEWIS CARROLL There's the Kings Messenger. He's in prison now, being punished: and the trial doesnt begin until ne...
LEWIS CARROLL Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast.
LEWIS CARROLL One can't believe impossible things. I dare say you haven't had much practice, said the Queen. When ...
LEWIS CARROLL The Unicorn looked dreamily at Alice, and said
LEWIS CARROLL I'm very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: only today I happen to have a headache.
LEWIS CARROLL Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes: he only does it to annoy, because he...
LEWIS CARROLL Without morals a Republic can not subsist any length of time; they therfore who are decrying the Chr...
CHARLES CARROLL If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
LEWIS CARROLL One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. Which road do I take? she...
LEWIS CARROLL Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here? That depends a good deal on where you ...
LEWIS CARROLL If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.
LEWIS CARROLL I think I could, if I only knew how to begin. For, you see, so many out-of-the-way things had happen...
LEWIS CARROLL Write that down, the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their...
LEWIS CARROLL The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday --but never jam today.
LEWIS CARROLL It was getting dark so suddenly that Alice thought there must be a thunderstorm coming on. What a th...
LEWIS CARROLL Yet what are all such gaieties to me whose thoughts are full of indices and surds?
LEWIS CARROLL Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
LEWIS CARROLL Now here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to ge...
LEWIS CARROLL Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.
LEWIS CARROLL There comes a pause, for human strength will not endure to dance without cessation; and everyone mus...
LEWIS CARROLL If everybody minded their own business, the Duchess said in a hoarse growl, the world would go round...
LEWIS CARROLL It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to...
LEWIS CARROLL Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to...
LEWIS CARROLL Courtesy is a small act but it packs a mighty wallop
LEWIS CARROLL No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.
LEWIS CARROLL 'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Ca...
LEWIS CARROLL It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward.
LEWIS CARROLL Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
LEWIS CARROLL We spend most of our time and energy in a kind of horizontal thinking. We move along the surface of ...
JAMES CARROLL 'What is the use of a book', thought Alice, 'without pictures or conversations?'
LEWIS CARROLL 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,...
LEWIS CARROLL I have a line of clothing at J.C. Penney's... and I'm lucky to be affiliated.
DIAHANN CARROLL For an adult, eating alone at McDonald's is admitting a kind of defeat.
JONATHAN CARROLL I've got cattle on 4,000 acres about 100 miles east of Dallas, but I've also got another 65-...
CARROLL SHELBY Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolute...
JONATHAN CARROLL People make mistakes all the time. We learn and grow. If there's patience and love, and you care...
PETE CARROLL Each person holds so much power within themselves that needs to be let out. Sometimes they just need...
PETE CARROLL Perhaps the greatest utopia would be if we could all realize that no utopia is possible; no place to...
JACK CARROLL There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one fo...
LEWIS CARROLL I'm a terrible husband.
CARROLL SHELBY The Cobra is my personal favorite car. The original 289 Cobra is the car I respect the most. I like ...
CARROLL SHELBY I don't design cars. I'm not a designer. I know what I desire to be built, I know what the e...
CARROLL SHELBY The reason I moved to California the first time was to build the Cobra. I thought it was stupid to h...
CARROLL SHELBY Driving race cars was an avenue for me to learn how to build my own car, and that was my ambition al...
CARROLL SHELBY In 1964, when Lee Iacocca said, 'Shelby, I want you to make a sports car out of the Mustang,'...
CARROLL SHELBY It's a massive motor in a tiny, lightweight car.
CARROLL SHELBY I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplan...
CARROLL SHELBY The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny.
CARROLL SHELBY I had a lot of fun driving race cars, but it wasn't my No. 1 priority.
CARROLL SHELBY I didn't have time for my children much. I wasn't a very good parent; I had a pretty unhappy...
CARROLL SHELBY Racing has reached the point where it is pricing the young driver, no matter his talent, out of the ...
CARROLL SHELBY I've had a good run. I've built a lot of things that work and a lot of things that didn'...
CARROLL SHELBY My proudest moments are beating Ferrari for the World Championship in 1965, and working with Ford to...
CARROLL SHELBY I love horsepower.
CARROLL SHELBY I never had ambitions to see how rich I could get. I got a lot of contemporaries that that's the...
CARROLL SHELBY Every morning I wake up with new ideas.
CARROLL SHELBY What I wanted to do was build an automobile.
CARROLL SHELBY Porsche and BMW drivers are arrogant.
CARROLL SHELBY I'm not going to take this defeatist attitude and listen to all this crap any more from all thes...
CARROLL SHELBY I never made a damn dime until I started doing what I wanted.
CARROLL SHELBY It's always fun to walk down the street with or behind a really beautiful woman, for no reason o...
JONATHAN CARROLL Even the handsomest men do not have the same momentary effect on the world as a truly beautiful woma...
JONATHAN CARROLL Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
LEWIS CARROLL One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.
LEWIS CARROLL When Clark Gable kissed me, they had to carry me off the set.
CARROLL BAKER I was very young when I saw 'Gone With the Wind,' but I fell in love with Clark Gable. And w...
CARROLL BAKER It's a real, meaningful, tangible way to help families across the board.
BECKY CARROLL We still have all of that on the table. We remain very committed to those programs.
BECKY CARROLL If you can demonstrate and prove that that gas already has a similar fee applied to it, then you won...
BECKY CARROLL The perception could be that that relationship would influence the outcome of this transaction. It's...
BECKY CARROLL Every dollar generated from the sale would stay in higher education.
BECKY CARROLL Keno could be done in-house by Department of Revenue and the lottery. There is no legislative approv...
BECKY CARROLL Ultimately this bill would mean new roads, new schools and new mass transit along with thousands of ...
BECKY CARROLL Not a penny of that drop goes toward students, administration or instruction, that's solely for pens...
BECKY CARROLL If (Republicans) want to play politics with the ability of state troopers to have newer and safer ve...
BECKY CARROLL It's just a question of how large of a sale, whether it's a third or a half or their entire loan por...
BECKY CARROLL When the business interests... pushed through the first installment of civil service reform in 1883,...
CARROLL QUIGLEY Martha
BILL CARROLL These days, real estate is the hottest game to get into, and Tycoon City: New York offers everyone a...
BILL CARROLL It's so hard to break through (with viewers). Maybe you get to set an impression for a moment. If it...
BILL CARROLL The only way you find out is the legacy. And a legacy is not a year or two; a legacy is 10 years.
BILL CARROLL A lot of the programs on cable are things that are already familiar to older viewers and that they f...
BILL CARROLL Is it a guaranteed bet? No. Is it a good, reasonable roll of the dice? Yes. I think they have a good...
BILL CARROLL They went in a different way. There was a lot of speculation focused on them finding someone who fit...
BILL CARROLL NBC is struggling and executives have to be disappointed. Maybe two 'Apprentice' shows were at least...
BILL CARROLL NBC has to be a bit disappointed with numbers for Martha Stewart. They probably hoped it would do a ...
BILL CARROLL Advertisers for the Super Bowl tend to be willing to pay a reasonable premium to reach a special aud...
BILL CARROLL I was this Catholic kid, and I never really lost that. I loved the rituals of Catholicism. The mass ...
JIM CARROLL In a capitalist society, persons who create capital, like Michael Eisner, are given the staggering r...
CARROLL O'CONNOR If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because every...
LEWIS CARROLL