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Her father had brought her a bookbag. It had pencils and pens in it and even a yo-yo to play with. She was so excited.


Phyllis Hunter

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PHYLLIS DILLER The Bush Administration and Congress should fix the injustices caused by the feminist-enforced Title...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, ...
PHYLLIS DILLER Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out
PHYLLIS DILLER Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parent...
PHYLLIS DILLER What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day
PHYLLIS DILLER Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator
PHYLLIS DILLER It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser
PHYLLIS DILLER Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn’t do this I sent the ki...
PHYLLIS DILLER If that's the best joke in the world, then I've never had a face-lift.
PHYLLIS DILLER He was in the air most of the time ... on the air, in the air, one way or the other. It was his thin...
PHYLLIS DILLER For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move
PHYLLIS DILLER My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me
PHYLLIS DILLER Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up o...
PHYLLIS DILLER Our dog died from licking our wedding picture
PHYLLIS DILLER Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
PHYLLIS DILLER There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to l...
PHYLLIS DILLER The judges' obsession with smut is astounding.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass
PHYLLIS DILLER His finest hour lasted a minute and a half
PHYLLIS DILLER The secret of torture, like the secret of French cuisine, is that nothing is unthinkable.
PHYLLIS ROSE She's always been the one to volunteer when others don't.
PHYLLIS JACKSON The worst censors are those prohibiting criticism of the theory of evolution in the classroom.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY The most censored speech in America today is not flag-burning, pornography, or the press.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY You know you're old if your walker has an airbag
PHYLLIS DILLER We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract.
PHYLLIS KOSS You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type
PHYLLIS DILLER It's very healthy for a young girl to be deterred from promiscuity by fear of contracting a painful,...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing
PHYLLIS DILLER No country in history ever sent mothers of toddlers off to fight enemy soldiers until the United Sta...
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