Here's a cute little fish. It kind of looks like a pig and it squawks and everything.

Here's a cute little fish. It kind of looks like a pig, and it squawks and everything.

CHUBBY PIGS ARE VERY CUTE BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

It looks like a cartoon fish.

Everything looks cute when it's small.

After working for Fish and Game and spending 40 years as a veterinarian, I knew what I was dealing with