He's completely unspoiled by failure

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

There's always something fishy about the French.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the age of four I was in love with my rocking horse