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STEVE MARTIN I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easi...
STEVE MARTIN What I mean is that none of my talents had a - what's that great word - rubric. A singer, an act...
STEVE MARTIN Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, bec...
STEVE MARTIN Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTIN I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.
STEVE MARTIN What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They ca...
STEVE MARTIN I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the ...
STEVE MARTIN Everything is fraught with danger. I love technology and I love science. It's just always all in...
STEVE MARTIN I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent re...
STEVE MARTIN I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTIN Nothing I do is done by popular demand.
STEVE MARTIN Well, excuuuuuse me!
STEVE MARTIN What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
STEVE MARTIN Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
STEVE MARTIN Snakes are just very instinctive to me. I've been playing with snakes since before I could walk....
STEVE IRWIN The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age, and it was a rescue.
STEVE IRWIN So fear helps me from making mistakes, but I make lot of mistakes.
STEVE IRWIN No, snakes are no problem. I'd go to any country, anywhere, any snakes, not a problem.
STEVE IRWIN I believe sustainable use is the greatest propaganda in wildlife conservation at the moment.
STEVE IRWIN I sincerely believe that there's room for cutting down trees for forestry and grazing, so as we ...
STEVE IRWIN That might have a lot to do with it, but you know, I probably don't show fear, but I suffer from...
STEVE IRWIN We've evolved from sitting back on our tripods and shooting wildlife films like they have been s...
STEVE IRWIN Every cent we earn from Crocodile Hunter goes straight back into conservation. Every single cent.
STEVE IRWIN The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm get...
STEVE IRWIN When I talk to the camera, mate, it's not like I'm talking to the camera, I'm talking to...
STEVE IRWIN No matter where you go and what you do in America, you turn the tele on and you're confronted wi...
STEVE IRWIN I am optimistic globally. So many scientists are working frantically on the reparation of our planet...
STEVE IRWIN Crikey means gee whiz, wow!
STEVE IRWIN Yeah, I'm a thrill seeker, but crikey, education's the most important thing.
STEVE IRWIN Where I live if someone gives you a hug it's from the heart.
STEVE IRWIN I've probably saved thousands of peoples' lives with my educational message on snake bites, ...
STEVE IRWIN There has been nothing more impactful on my life and meaningful to me than the introduction of Chris...
STEVE HARVEY It's all about persevering. You know you're going to be tested. If you keep your eyes fixed ...
STEVE ALFORD You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do.
STEVE MARTIN Yes, guns are to men what jewelry is to women!
STEVE KING