Hey, I ain't fat, I'm just big-boned.

If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!

I expect more meat on him since he's so big-boned.

Mom, can I have some pie?

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

Ok That's it, Talking Poo is where I draw the line.