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Ann Aguirre

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KELLY JONES Just because we know more about people, that’s why they don’t dare to change themselves.
VIKRANT PARSAI I hate that about guys. At least girls have the decency to be fake and pretend everything’s okay w...
LAUREN BARNHOLDT Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.
CARL HIAASEN Hey. My life’s not all about weird little creatures pretending to be teddy bears.” From Tribe of...
J. JOSEPH WRIGHT The best part of having a relationship is getting to call the person or lay down next to them and te...
TEGAN QUIN That’s right you little fucktart, she thought. Time to eat shit and die.
BENJAMIN R. SMITH And if that’s all he’s looking for then we’ll set fire to his balls.”
“What?” Stor...
K.A. TUCKER Your cowardly self-delusions about “love” when you know as well as I do that there’s never bee...
RICHARD YATES People have all day to talk about what makes them ordinary. It turns out that they want to share wha...
DEREK THOMPSON You know, you're like a walking magnet for weird shit, Chase.
M.R. MERRICK That's why they don't talk about an exit strategy. They don't intend on exiting.
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JOEL ZUMAYA It's a very heartwarming film about a porn star (who) reconnects with his family. It's not a porn fi...
COREY EUBANKS Hey kid, do you want to come and talk to Charlie?
EDGAR BERGEN When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. That’s something I value. F...
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JOSEPH GURRIERI What I like best about cell phones is that I can talk to myself in the car now and nobody thinks it'...
RON BRACKIN Nobody thinks in terms of human beings. Governments don't, why should we? They talk about people...
GRAHAM GREENE Hey, coach, you're back in the mix. Talk about being back in the hunt - what do you say to your youn...
KIRK FERENTZ They can talk shit about each other behind the others' backs, but when it comes down to it, money is...
RICHARD KADREY You’re starting to look like you did before, and that’s not good because what you looked like wa...
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MANJUNAN GNANARATNAM She quietly expected great things to happen to her, and no doubt that’s one of the reasons why the...
ZELDA FITZGERALD The ones who talk shit are the ones that always quit!
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JODY GEHRMAN What else do you expect from them? ... Let's talk about this team. ... Think about that, why would t...
RICHARD M. DALEY I only know how to be one thing. And that’s me. Take it or leave it. I don’t really give a shit.
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ELIZA DUSHKU As long as the (social, economical, political, environmental, behavioral ...) problems around me don...
AHMED SIDDIQUI Talk to people about themselves, talk to people about themselcs and they will listen for hours
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EDWARD KENNEDY Anything that’s human is mentionable, and anything that is mentionable can be more manageable. Whe...
FRED ROGERS I don’t care what you meant to do. I really don’t.
I only care about what you actually do. ...
CHRISTIAN KIEFER People expected something for nothing, that’s why they did nothing so beautifully these days.
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J.K. ROWLING I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapp...
JOY BEHAR I have a great affection for people who are intellectually engaged with the world, and who don’t t...
JOHN GREEN That’s why; he’s worried about how his life is turning out, and he’s lonely, and lonely people...
NICK HORNBY They’d just left when Zsadist came in at a dead run. “Shit, shit, shit…”
What’s doing...
J.R. WARD hey, why don't you do it?
ALBERTO GONZALEZ [Benigno Aguirre, of the Disaster Research Center at the University of Delaware, has been watching a...
BENIGNO AGUIRRE They need to write the path of the hurricane and talk about the path and talk about the damage the h...
ANNE CAMPBELL When you talk to people about the topics they like talking about they will stick around for more. Ta...
ANDONI GARCIA Mother Mary of Anabolic Grace, we got Teras incoming?” He levels angry blue eyes on me. “You’r...
ANN AGUIRRE For love to flourish there has to be trust. Promises don’t matter as much as
personal choice.
ANN AGUIRRE People are capable of incredible gallantry and terrible cruelty in situations of extreme duress. I t...
ANN AGUIRRE For I need this scar over my heart to remind me. Crazy as it sounds, if I can bear the wound on my b...
ANN AGUIRRE With my partner beside me, I fear nothing, not even death.
ANN AGUIRRE It's only a sure defeat when you stop trying.
ANN AGUIRRE But wishes were empty thoughts, cast down a dark hole. They didn't come true unless you worked for t...
ANN AGUIRRE Each time Stalker called you 'dove', I wanted to hit him. Because you're not a little gray bird... y...
ANN AGUIRRE He was the heat of a fire and the sweetness of the moon I'd only just met.
ANN AGUIRRE Finally, I understood what else was going on. I might be slow, but given time, I put the pieces toge...
ANN AGUIRRE Sometimes I could almost hate you because you don't understand how much you mean to me, how dark and...
ANN AGUIRRE If this is the last time, let me say it so you never forget. I will always love you, Deuce. No matte...
ANN AGUIRRE Because it takes more courage to heal the world's hurts than to inflict them.
ANN AGUIRRE You can live without me."

"I don't want to."

I feared a love like this - that ...
ANN AGUIRRE But courage wasn't an absence of fear; it was fighting despite the knot in your stomach.
ANN AGUIRRE Beautiful. And ugly. The world is always both.
ANN AGUIRRE Because I love you.' It was easy to say it this time now that I understood what it meant. Then I quo...
ANN AGUIRRE ... Where did you go?”

“Down below.”

“Ugh,” she said. “I’ve hear...
ANN AGUIRRE I have your back. I didn't mean only when it's easy. All the time.
ANN AGUIRRE I never belonged anywhere until I met you.
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ANN AGUIRRE With a polite smile, I decided she was insane.
ANN AGUIRRE I want to drag you off and hide you away,” he whispered.
“Why?”
“I always knew y...
ANN AGUIRRE This guilt is a joke, and it’s exhausting to watch you martyr yourself.
ANN AGUIRRE It was a thing that could not be articulated or explained. It merely was, like the sunrise or a shee...
ANN AGUIRRE Too often, women are portrayed in two ways: as prizes to be won by men or as damsels in distress.
ANN AGUIRRE We stand a professional distance apart, as if I can’t feel his pain screaming in my head. Mine amp...
ANN AGUIRRE Not to wish too hard for a shift in circumstances since it never happens as you imagine.
ANN AGUIRRE You can lie to yourself about all kinds of things. Until you can't, anymore. Until reality pounds a ...
ANN AGUIRRE In 2007, I sold my first book, 'Grimspace.' It says it's SF on the spine. I believe it t...
ANN AGUIRRE Sometimes when you meet someone, there’s a click. I don’t believe in love at first sight but I b...
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ANN AGUIRRE As I dive between the legs of a big Gunnar, I see Mair wind up and slam her shockstick hard as she c...
ANN AGUIRRE So I make no effort to hide my pain. I don’t ever put it all on display like this—but for today ...
ANN AGUIRRE Maybe you can't save the world, but you'll never stop trying. It's the best thing about you.
ANN AGUIRRE That's what I want without you running away afterward. I want to fall asleep and know there's no pla...
ANN AGUIRRE It hurts, but then, what doesn't? Pain proves that we're alive, gives us the ability to appreciate p...
ANN AGUIRRE They say you never forget your first glimpse of Gehenna. Over the tall buildings the sky swirls with...
ANN AGUIRRE This man's pure narcotic, delicious and addictive. Don't know how I thought I could walk away from h...
ANN AGUIRRE Science has proved there's nothing to the talk of ghosts and spirits, no proof anything like the sou...
ANN AGUIRRE Dying in our sleep won’t solve anything in the long run, even if a nihilist would argue it’s com...
ANN AGUIRRE Are you afraid of falling, baby?
No, I’m afraid of landing.
[He’s laughing, and I’m ...
ANN AGUIRRE Go to hell, March." But I'm still smiling while I say it. As I doze off again, I'm pretty sure he sa...
ANN AGUIRRE Through the damp fabric of my coverall, bundled in my blanket, I feel naked. Raw. He sees more than ...
ANN AGUIRRE There’s a hollow where he used to be, and it echoes with self-imposed loss.
ANN AGUIRRE They say an interesting life leaves its mark on your face, and if that’s true,
she’s got on...
ANN AGUIRRE Have you ever watched a child learning to walk?
Before this week, I never had, but there's a c...
ANN AGUIRRE I think my head's a minefield strewn with triggers, and maybe if I survive each explosion, what emer...
ANN AGUIRRE He's never going to sit at my feet and write me poems, which is good because I hate poetry, except d...
ANN AGUIRRE I’m sick of asking questions everyone else already knows the answers to.
ANN AGUIRRE

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Mother Mary of Anabolic Grace, we got Teras incoming?” He levels angry blue eyes on me. “You’r...
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ANN AGUIRRE People are capable of incredible gallantry and terrible cruelty in situations of extreme duress. I t...
ANN AGUIRRE For I need this scar over my heart to remind me. Crazy as it sounds, if I can bear the wound on my b...
ANN AGUIRRE With my partner beside me, I fear nothing, not even death.
ANN AGUIRRE It's only a sure defeat when you stop trying.
ANN AGUIRRE But wishes were empty thoughts, cast down a dark hole. They didn't come true unless you worked for t...
ANN AGUIRRE Each time Stalker called you 'dove', I wanted to hit him. Because you're not a little gray bird... y...
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ANN AGUIRRE Because it takes more courage to heal the world's hurts than to inflict them.
ANN AGUIRRE You can live without me."

"I don't want to."

I feared a love like this - that ...
ANN AGUIRRE But courage wasn't an absence of fear; it was fighting despite the knot in your stomach.
ANN AGUIRRE Beautiful. And ugly. The world is always both.
ANN AGUIRRE Because I love you.' It was easy to say it this time now that I understood what it meant. Then I quo...
ANN AGUIRRE ... Where did you go?”

“Down below.”

“Ugh,” she said. “I’ve hear...
ANN AGUIRRE I have your back. I didn't mean only when it's easy. All the time.
ANN AGUIRRE I never belonged anywhere until I met you.
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ANN AGUIRRE With a polite smile, I decided she was insane.
ANN AGUIRRE I want to drag you off and hide you away,” he whispered.
“Why?”
“I always knew y...
ANN AGUIRRE This guilt is a joke, and it’s exhausting to watch you martyr yourself.
ANN AGUIRRE It was a thing that could not be articulated or explained. It merely was, like the sunrise or a shee...
ANN AGUIRRE Too often, women are portrayed in two ways: as prizes to be won by men or as damsels in distress.
ANN AGUIRRE We stand a professional distance apart, as if I can’t feel his pain screaming in my head. Mine amp...
ANN AGUIRRE Not to wish too hard for a shift in circumstances since it never happens as you imagine.
ANN AGUIRRE You can lie to yourself about all kinds of things. Until you can't, anymore. Until reality pounds a ...
ANN AGUIRRE In 2007, I sold my first book, 'Grimspace.' It says it's SF on the spine. I believe it t...
ANN AGUIRRE Sometimes when you meet someone, there’s a click. I don’t believe in love at first sight but I b...
ANN AGUIRRE I knew exactly how he felt because I had walked in his shoes, wary and distrustful, unable to believ...
ANN AGUIRRE As I dive between the legs of a big Gunnar, I see Mair wind up and slam her shockstick hard as she c...
ANN AGUIRRE So I make no effort to hide my pain. I don’t ever put it all on display like this—but for today ...
ANN AGUIRRE Maybe you can't save the world, but you'll never stop trying. It's the best thing about you.
ANN AGUIRRE That's what I want without you running away afterward. I want to fall asleep and know there's no pla...
ANN AGUIRRE It hurts, but then, what doesn't? Pain proves that we're alive, gives us the ability to appreciate p...
ANN AGUIRRE They say you never forget your first glimpse of Gehenna. Over the tall buildings the sky swirls with...
ANN AGUIRRE This man's pure narcotic, delicious and addictive. Don't know how I thought I could walk away from h...
ANN AGUIRRE Science has proved there's nothing to the talk of ghosts and spirits, no proof anything like the sou...
ANN AGUIRRE Dying in our sleep won’t solve anything in the long run, even if a nihilist would argue it’s com...
ANN AGUIRRE Are you afraid of falling, baby?
No, I’m afraid of landing.
[He’s laughing, and I’m ...
ANN AGUIRRE Go to hell, March." But I'm still smiling while I say it. As I doze off again, I'm pretty sure he sa...
ANN AGUIRRE Through the damp fabric of my coverall, bundled in my blanket, I feel naked. Raw. He sees more than ...
ANN AGUIRRE There’s a hollow where he used to be, and it echoes with self-imposed loss.
ANN AGUIRRE They say an interesting life leaves its mark on your face, and if that’s true,
she’s got on...
ANN AGUIRRE Have you ever watched a child learning to walk?
Before this week, I never had, but there's a c...
ANN AGUIRRE I think my head's a minefield strewn with triggers, and maybe if I survive each explosion, what emer...
ANN AGUIRRE He's never going to sit at my feet and write me poems, which is good because I hate poetry, except d...
ANN AGUIRRE I’m sick of asking questions everyone else already knows the answers to.
ANN AGUIRRE You don’t need to be afraid of falling // when there’s someone around
to catch you.
ANN AGUIRRE Life…never gave me a chance to be soft.
ANN AGUIRRE Sometimes you find your heroes in the unlikeliest places.
ANN AGUIRRE I never knew I had the power to hurt him, only that he possessed the power to hurt me.
ANN AGUIRRE I’m not a woman you bring home to Mother, pick out china patterns with, or Mary forefend, breed. I...
ANN AGUIRRE I’ve lost so many people. Some I left on purpose and never looked back. Some were taken from me, a...
ANN AGUIRRE We’re both so fucking broken that I understand our strange attraction, a push-pull magnetism born ...
ANN AGUIRRE Most people can’t stomach silence; it provides too much opportunity to think about things they pre...
ANN AGUIRRE Once exposed, a secret loses all its power.
ANN AGUIRRE No matter how interminable something feels, there is always, always an ending. Sometimes that's good...
ANN AGUIRRE More than most, I know the pain of surviving.
ANN AGUIRRE Su aire de superioridad me irritó, pero aquella era su fiesta y yo era su invitada. Tenía educaci�...
ANN AGUIRRE What you said about the sweetest pain? That fits us.
ANN AGUIRRE His face held a certain impassivity; you see it in all waiters and valets. They might want to jam a ...
ANN AGUIRRE Right now, I wish I’d stayed because I want you at my side. That sounds pretty selfish, but I don�...
ANN AGUIRRE It was a thing that could not be articulated or explained. It merely was, like the sunrise or a shee...
ANN AGUIRRE, OUTPOST That is the behavior people take under the pressure of survival. This is misconstrued as looting, as...
BENIGNO AGUIRRE That is the behavior people take under the pressure of survival, ... This is misconstrued as looting...
BENIGNO AGUIRRE We want to act as if we can live apart from each other. To me that's the tragedy
BENIGNO AGUIRRE This whole thing has gone beyond the likely scenario.
BENIGNO AGUIRRE [The disaster in New Orleans] is not an act of god, ... This is an act of man. The federal governmen...
BENIGNO AGUIRRE [Benigno Aguirre, of the Disaster Research Center at the University of Delaware, has been watching a...
BENIGNO AGUIRRE The condo hotel is a perfect fit for beach people. If they owned a regular condo, they would have ha...
CAMILO AGUIRRE We're just saying it will be one of the tallest buildings in Orlando. We're not looking to get into ...
CAMILO AGUIRRE We estimate the first phase will take 18 to 24 months to complete.
CAMILO AGUIRRE I would call this a unique opportunity for people who want to use the property for 60 or 90 days a y...
CAMILO AGUIRRE Our project will bring a Las Vegas, New York and Miami/style atmosphere to Orlando and people seem t...
CAMILO AGUIRRE Real Madrid is in a mess because it's suffering really high pressure and demands. We must take the i...
JAVIER AGUIRRE I was the one responsible for throwing away two points. The second half substitutions (and tactics) ...
JAVIER AGUIRRE I think it's unfortunate for teachers feeling that way, that they don't want to be singled out.
JAVIER AGUIRRE We didn't get it together in the first half. In the second, Real came at us but we fortunately playe...
JAVIER AGUIRRE This team knows that they are part of history but it also knows that they have done nothing yet.
JAVIER AGUIRRE We are going well and we want to continue like that. We have shown, at home or away, we have got a l...
JAVIER AGUIRRE By the 10th round we could have half the season's work done. If we can finish the week well we can b...
JAVIER AGUIRRE I think the recognition program is a valuable way of recognizing contributions from individuals whet...
JAVIER AGUIRRE We put in a lot of effort, our fans cheer us on although what we need is to greater consistency and ...
JAVIER AGUIRRE Under the collaborative framework of Advantage Oregon, we will leverage the enormous freight buying ...
JOHN AGUIRRE We have made a commitment to improve out community.
JOHN AGUIRRE From a personnel perspective, the personnel matter has been resolved. We took what action needed to ...
JOHN AGUIRRE Lull me with your lullabies.. Serenade me with your souls. Make me dance with symphonies.. Do jazz w...
JOHN AGUIRRE They were a little disappointed they lost (to Socorro), but they also knew they didn't want to lose ...
ELISEO AGUIRRE It's very painful. I'm trying to keep a smile and not think about it, but give (Socorro) credit. The...
ELISEO AGUIRRE That's a big problem. We're going to work on it. We're just not scoring, and that's something we hav...
ELISEO AGUIRRE They're a good team. They were a lot better than what we expected.
ELISEO AGUIRRE Andres took a nice firm shot at the far post because their goalkeeper left it wide open, and he put ...
ELISEO AGUIRRE These reactions can take place anywhere on the body. The face is the most common site, generally bec...
CAROL AGUIRRE I just try to be an all-around player. Scoring isn't everything. I'm just happy we won the game. I l...
ANGELEI AGUIRRE We want to move on, but you always associate it. You can't forget that. You want to get back to the ...
ANGELEI AGUIRRE I was really proud of the kids. They wore red ribbons across their hearts for Ryan, and they also de...
CHRISTINA AGUIRRE Sometimes it doesn't work out how you want it to. I really put down the best run I could. Sometimes ...
MASON AGUIRRE I didn't feel much pressure today. I got here, and that was an accomplishment. I got to take some gr...
MASON AGUIRRE There's definitely a lot more pressure there [the Olympics], but I'm really looking forward to it. I...
MASON AGUIRRE It's become the new standard. If you want to get on that podium, it's mandatory.
MASON AGUIRRE I definitely think it's possible. We were all holding back in qualifying and I think in the finals t...
MASON AGUIRRE It just means there's no perceptible odor.
CAROL AGUIRRE The claims that cosmetics companies place on their products is practically unrestricted. Some claim ...
CAROL AGUIRRE He's never been a champion of immigrant rights. But he may come around now because of the campaign. ...
FELIPE AGUIRRE We want the government to stand up and defend the rights of people coming into the U.S.. We want to ...
FELIPE AGUIRRE They couldn't take a more passive stance than the current government.
FELIPE AGUIRRE We had a terrific year in 2005. In fact, we realized the best annual financial results in more than ...
FERNANDO AGUIRRE I am drawn to Americana, and I am drawn to gothic stories, and I love American gothic stories.
ROBERTO AGUIRRE-SACASA I grew up reading comic books. Super hero comic books, Archie comic books, horror comic books, you n...
ROBERTO AGUIRRE-SACASA When you tell people you're a playwright, their eyes sort of glaze over. But when you say you wr...
ROBERTO AGUIRRE-SACASA Musicals and horror movies are my two favorite genres because they're about extremes.
ROBERTO AGUIRRE-SACASA Texas has a [reciprocity] agreement, and other states such as Maryland, Louisiana, Virginia and Flor...
REP. AMANDA AGUIRRE I've never read 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,' although I certainly know what that i...
ROBERTO AGUIRRE-SACASA The National Guard's position is that we're not going anywhere. To do that would take an enormous am...
MAJ. PAUL AGUIRRE New missions, new personnel and new equipment are hard to come by in this time of dwindling resource...
MAJ. PAUL AGUIRRE The best disguise a man could wear are not prosthetics but a "Smile.. They can go about wearing it e...
KIM JOHN A. AGUIRRE Lull me with your lullabies.. Serenade me with your souls. Make me dance with symphonies.. Do jazz w...
KIM JOHN A. AGUIRRE Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded ...
ANN COULTER Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind up making other peoples mistake...
ANN LANDERS Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
ANN LANDERS Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not strive...
ANN LANDERS Class is considerate of others. It knows that good manners is nothing more than a series of petty sa...
ANN LANDERS People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
ANN LANDERS The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.
ANN LANDERS One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; i...
ANN LANDERS Class can 'walk with kings and keep its virtue and talk with crowds and keep the common touch.&#...
ANN LANDERS People who care about each other enjoy doing things for one another. They don't consider it serv...
ANN LANDERS If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you don&#...
ANN LANDERS I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
ANN LANDERS The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one ...
ANN LANDERS All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good...
ANN LANDERS Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
ANN LANDERS I don't think most people are all heroic or all villainous, so I find ambiguity of motivations t...
ANN NOCENTI You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.
ANN LANDERS I'm a little bit more unusual so I consider myself as the black sheep.
ANN WILSON Maybe, sometimes, it's easier to be mad at the people you trust because you know they'll always love...
ANN BRASHARES We all have burdens and we need to learn to carry each other's burdens, lighten each other's...
ANN ROMNEY You can't fool yourself anymore that your art is your art. When you're not getting paid for ...
ANN POWERS If Donald Trump's candidacy has proven anything, it's that the media has no idea what Americ...
ANN COULTER If I were a 40-year-old woman, 40-to-50, I'd want to be getting my mammograms. They catch cancer...
ANN ROMNEY Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
ANN LANDERS The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
ANN LANDERS I often feel that I have a split personality. I love more than anything to be in my study writing, b...
ANN HOOD All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good...
ANN LANDERS There can be life after breast cancer. The prerequisite is early detection.
ANN JILLIAN If love means that one person absorbs the other, then no real relationship exists any more. Love eva...
ANN OAKLEY Where there's smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks togeth...
ANN COULTER We need not fear life, because God is the Ruler of all and we need not fear death, because He shares...
ANN LANDERS After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high...
ANN RICHARDS Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are ...
ANN LANDERS Different people were good at different things, Lena mused. Lena was good at writing thank-you notes...
ANN BRASHARES You thought you had the choice to stay still or move forward, but your didn't. As long as your heart...
ANN BRASHARES Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolut...
ANN LANDERS ... be radical about grace and relentless about truth and resolute about holiness...
ANN VOSKAMP Writing is a job, a talent, but it's also the place to go in your head. It is the imaginary friend y...
ANN PATCHETT I want to see beauty. In the ugly, in the sink, in the suffering, in the daily, in all the days befo...
ANN VOSKAMP I believe in recovery, and as a role model I have the responsibility to let young people know that y...
ANN RICHARDS It takes a fearless, unflinching love and deep humility to accept the universe as it is. The most ef...
ANN DRUYAN Simplicity is ultimately a matter of focus.
ANN VOSKAMP The ocean was the best place, of course. That was what she loved most. It was a feeling of freedom l...
ANN BRASHARES There are always women who will take men on their own terms. If I were a man I wouldn't bother to ch...
ANN OAKLEY Men are the enemies of women. Promising sublime intimacy, unequalled passion, amazing security and g...
ANN OAKLEY Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
ANN LANDERS I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college befor...
ANN RICHARDS If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity, it wo...
ANN LANDERS Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
ANN LANDERS Clearly, society has a tremendous stake in insisting on a woman's natural fitness for the career of ...
ANN OAKLEY Trouble is the common denominator of living. It is the great equalizer.
ANN LANDERS No one has the right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence.
ANN LANDERS Class is an aura of confidence that is being sure without being cocky. Class has nothing to do with ...
ANN LANDERS What the vast majority of American children needs is to stop being pampered, stop being indulged, st...
ANN LANDERS The real question is why are millions of people so unhappy, so bored, so unfulfilled, that they are ...
ANN LANDERS Families are nothing other than the idolatry of duty.
ANN OAKLEY One out of four people in this country is mentally imbalanced. Think of your three closest friends. ...
ANN LANDERS At every party there are two kinds of people -- those who want to go home and those who don't. The t...
ANN LANDERS The primary function of myth is to validate an existing social order. Myth enshrines conservative so...
ANN OAKLEY Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization.
ANN OAKLEY Bragging is not an attractive trait, but let's be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesn't go ho...
ANN LANDERS Let us keep Christmas beautiful Without a thought of greed, That it might live forevermore To fill o...
ANN SCHULTZ It seems to me that the problem with diaries, and the reason that most of them are so boring, is tha...
ANN BEATTIE If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
ANN LANDERS Bragging is not an attractive trait, but let's be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesn't go h...
ANN LANDERS Class is an aura of confidence that is being sure without being cocky. Class has nothing to do with ...
ANN LANDERS Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
ANN LANDERS The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.
ANN LANDERS When the mind has once begun to yield to the weakness of superstition, trifles impress it with the f...
ANN RADCLIFFE When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears.
ANN RADCLIFFE It is dismal coming home, when there is nobody to welcome one!
ANN RADCLIFFE There is some magic in wealth, which can thus make persons pay their court to it, when it does not e...
ANN RADCLIFFE Poverty cannot deprive us of many consolations. It cannot rob us of the affection we have for each o...
ANN RADCLIFFE All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good...
ANN LANDERS What has a man's face to do with his character? Can a man of good character help having a disagreeab...
ANN RADCLIFFE There is some comfort in dying surrounded by one's children.
ANN RADCLIFFE What are riches - grandeur - health itself, to the luxury of a pure conscience, the health of the so...
ANN RADCLIFFE Though the vicious can sometimes pour affliction upon the good, their power is transient and their p...
ANN RADCLIFFE The refreshing pleasure from the first view of nature, after the pain of illness, and the confinemen...
ANN RADCLIFFE Employment is the surest antidote to sorrow.
ANN RADCLIFFE