The internet is 95 percent porn and spam

Porn is passe when it comes to spam.

The possibility of injury or death was a strong attraction: as the online world became more and more pre-edited and slicked up, and as even its so-called reality sites raised questions about authenticity in the minds of the viewers, the rough, unpolished physical world was taking on a mystic allure.

Hey, that’s why they in­vented the In­ter­net, her­manita. To talk about weird shit and down­load porn.

You hear doom and gloom about the Internet ruining young people's command of English - that's nonsense.

I got into trouble a while ago for saying that I thought the internet led to increased literacy - people scolded me about the shocking grammar to be found online - but I was talking about fundamentals: quite simply, you can't use the net unless you can read.