His records did better after he got out of jail then they did before he went to jail. It helped his career.

He faces some serious jail time,

You ain't supposed to go to jail.

I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and they said, 'Mrs. Farley, the children at school are laughing at Christopher, not with him.' I thought, 'Who cares? As long as they're laughing.'

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....