Hope for the best, expect the worst./ Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.

We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.