We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said

Hope for the best, expect the worst./ Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.