How can I trust God? He dropped me into a dark hole in the ground and told me to dig myself out. Luckily, he dropped my friends into the same hole.

If I'm going to Hell... It's Party Time.

Running is for people that can't manage their time well enough to walk somewhere.

If scientists seriously think natural selection applies to humans, they haven't been in high school in a long time.

Parents make really bad therapists.

If it wasn't for bad luck, he wouldn't have any luck at all. We've become good friends. He came to my house this off-season. Hopefully, he can get back on track.