How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

I'm a gambler, and now I'm betting on Texas,

Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign, ... I think we've got a real, real shot.

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.