How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine and I went fishing and as we sat there in the warmth of a summer afternoon on a riverbank we talked about what we wanted to do when we grew up. I told him that I wanted to be a real major-league baseball player, a genuine professional like Honus Wagner. My friend said that he'd like to be President of the United States. Neither of us got our wish.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins.

Retirement isn't what it used to be -- getting the gold watch, moving to Florida and playing golf, ... People want to stay in the work force to feel viable.

You do not lead by hitting people over the head-that's assault, not leadership.