Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands.

The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

The golf swing is among the most stressful and unnatural acts in sports, short of cheering for the Yankees.