Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands.

The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

The golf swing is among the most stressful and unnatural acts in sports, short of cheering for the Yankees.

[Among these players, fierce competitiveness is a given. But rather than being an obstacle to closeness, it can be the glue, as long as it's mixed with admiration, humor and good chemistry.] Everybody always wants to win, but it's never a problem among the people who make you feel like you did when you were all kids just playing a game, ... There can be no room for jealousy if there is true friendship.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.