How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.