How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'

I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.

The patient says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"