How'd you like to live forever with a Britney Spears start page?

How can you not like Britney Spears?

The Britney Spears fans aren't going to dig us.

The pirating thing is bad. The people it hurts the most are the ones you least think it hurts. It's not the big Britney Spears albums that are being pirated; it's the indie bands that don't have two cents to their name.

If I was still at school, I'd be looking at Britney Spears and dying to be her.

When I was teenager, Britney Spears was it - that was the pop world that was happening, and I knew I wasn't in it.