Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

With or without the bill, we refuse Playboy magazine.

You don't need to be straight to fight and die for your country. You just need to shoot straight.

I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle.

Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world.

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.