I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle.

To insist on strength is not war-mongering. It is peace-mongering.

Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

The mud is cold when you're in the north of Scotland!