Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.

Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.

A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven't.