I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.

Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven't.