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Cry and you will cry alone! MERYY LINAY Good friends laugh at you, laugh with you, but never laugh behind your back. SARU SINGHAL Those eyes so ecstatic with the gleam of new life, the wide laugh that no doubt uses up so much of t... SAIM CHEEDA LEWIS CARROLL EDGAR WATSON HOWE ED HOWE HENRY WARD BEECHER Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of... MRS. PATRICK CAMPBELL Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live. BRANDI SNYDER MARK TWAIN MARIA ROBINSON SWEDISH PROVERB SHERRILYN KENYON “Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.” ASHISH KUMAR TINA FEY JIM BUTCHER You have to have a sense of humor about yourself and laugh at yourself in the company of those you l... DALE SANDERS UNKNOWN NORA EPHRON BUDDHA FREDERICK BUECHNER MATSHONA DHLIWAYO TIGER WOODS RUSSELL LYNES J. RUSSELL LYNES E. W. HOWE LJUPKA CVETANOVA I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you f... BILL ENGVALL WINSTON CHURCHILL The gods want you to laugh and above all they want you to laugh at them. MARTY RUBIN STEPHEN KING Sometimes you need a good laugh, and then there are times when you need a good cry. CHRISSIE FIT The madder it makes you, the harder you need to laugh at it. DESTINY BOOZE RUSSELL LYNES J. RUSSEL LYNES J. RUSSELL LYNES PETE SEEGER ELLEN DEGENERES MAYA ANGELOU ANN LANDERS ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The purpose of fear, clearly, is to help you get away - which it does. If your heart rate increases,... SY MONTGOMERY ERNEST HEMINGWAY ELLEN DEGENERES When I play a game, I want to play, not necessarily laugh. If you try to make me laugh at the expens... DOUG TENNAPEL WILLIAM SAROYAN WILLIAM SAROYAN You can laugh, but I will get the last laugh. ALVIN STARKS WILLIAM SAROYAN Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment -- a way of looking at one... CLAUDE ROY I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh ... DAVID HASSELHOFF Do what makes you happy, be with who makes you smile, laugh as much as you breathe, and love as long... RACHEL ANN NUNES JERRY SEINFELD Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, tha... NORM MACDONALD MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Don’t try to make a joke just to make a joke. Sometimes, as human beings, we so want to fit in and... SUSAN C. YOUNG ... sometimes in life, you either laugh or you cry. And I prefer to laugh. JIM STOVALL GEORGE BURNS CLARENCE DARROW You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because your all the same ABDULLAH AHMAD You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. JONATHAN DAVIS You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. JONATHAN DAVIS CHEVY CHASE If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places. ANDREW MASON If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if... JOHN CLEESE GILDA RADNER Once your blood runs garnet and gold, you need to learn the song. JASON JOHNSTON friends are the persons who make you laugh when you cry SHANTHIPRIYA ANTHONY T. HINCKS ELLA WHEELER WILCOX ANTHONY BURGESS ANTHONY BURGESS ANTHONY BURGESS FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY JERRY SEINFELD If love wants you; if you've been melted down to stars, you will love with lungs and gills; with fea... ANNE MICHAELS
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MEL TORME MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL LAZARUS MEL GIBSON It's shortsighted not to view the education of a future generation of Americans as a priority fo... MEL MARTINEZ MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON I did not want to lose sight of the fact that for every criminal I have to deal with, no matter how ... MELISA MEL For the past seven years we have been cracking down on crime in Missouri, passing tougher laws for d... MEL CARNAHAN For our welfare reform efforts to be successful, we must empower local charitable organizations with... MEL CARNAHAN Quality child care, health insurance coverage, and training make it possible for former welfare reci... MEL CARNAHAN MEL GIBSON Our focus needs to be on freeing dissidents and continuing to support the opposition movement within... MEL MARTINEZ MEL GIBSON Right now, my career is in three directions: as a performer, as an arranger, as an author - and I do... MEL TORME Forty-two years ago, I came to America from communist Cuba so I might have a better way of life, a f... MEL MARTINEZ There could be no better time to fully integrate Infinity with Viacom's tremendous portfolio of ... MEL KARMAZIN And I began to tell little anecdotes that had happened to me, and people would laugh. And I began to... MEL TILLIS We need a new Latin American policy that is bold - different. We need to focus on building civil soc... MEL MARTINEZ MEL GIBSON But if you put a script up in front of me to read, or a cue card, I couldn't do it without stutt... MEL TILLIS We are aware that many national farm organizations are putting forth various plans to provide both s... MEL CARNAHAN There isn't a dearth of it, but I will confess that it's harder for me to find songs on whic... MEL TORME MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON When we're playing well together we just want to keep getting the ball. You just keep feeding off it... MEL THOMAS My mum enrolled me in this free dance class because I had so much energy in the night-time, and she ... MEL B MEL GIBSON We know what it's about and Fort Macleod has been there a few years ago too, so they know what it's ... MEL VOLLMAN MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON Satellite radio is very hot and is continuing on pace to be one of the fastest-growing products in t... MEL KARMAZIN MEL GIBSON Preserving and protecting the state tobacco settlement funds is the nation's Governors highest p... MEL CARNAHAN Although our war on drugs must be fortified with the best laws, enforcement efforts and resources, w... MEL CARNAHAN But I've got a lot of ideas, I bought me a ranch in Florida and I still have my farm in Ashland ... MEL TILLIS I'm not sure I'm going to retire. That's all I can say. But there's another part of that. MEL STOTTLEMYRE MEL GIBSON What I've tried to do . . . is create a whole model that got away from test scores and avoided label... MEL LEVINE MEL GIBSON I think CD is like the glue that keeps it all together. She?s the one that makes sure everybody list... MEL THOMAS Sometimes a player of his caliber goes through a long dry spell. He's worked really hard and fought ... MEL BLASI The Lone Ranger is going to be one of those iconic characters that never rides off into the sunset. ... MEL ODOM And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy L... MEL TILLIS I think we're experiencing a resurgence of fantasy-type conventions in general because people wa... MEL ODOM I will always vote on the side of freedom and our right to keep and bear arms. MEL MARTINEZ I don't want to come to Washington to be just another vote. I want to lead on issues that are import... MEL MARTINEZ Senator Martinez is not driven by polls; he is driven by the needs of the state of Florida and its 1... MEL MARTINEZ And I got to know Red Foley well. And I got to know Lefty really well, he was a great guy. MEL TILLIS MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON I'm just me. I'm just very opinionated. I react to whatever I see. If it's good, it'... MEL B MEL GIBSON Victims”, by definition, are those that have just experienced a trauma of some sort. They are goi... MELISA MEL I just came out ready to shoot. I just found myself open a lot and I just came in knowing that I nee... MEL THOMAS We were on the ice on Tuesday and just had team pictures and a little bit of a chat about what's hap... MEL VOLLMAN There is a lack of representation from this side of the Monterey Bay -- Seaside, Marina, Sand City, ... MEL MASON We were walking along the Carson River, and I was on the lookout for rocks when I saw it laying ther... MEL TINKER MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON And my daddy could play a harmonica and also the guitar, so I guess I got a little bit from both of ... MEL TILLIS And they turned around and leased it to The Assembly Of God Churches - their headquarters are in Spr... MEL TILLIS I didn't get to meet Hank Williams. I was in the Air Force on Okinawa when he passed away. MEL TILLIS I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used ... MEL TILLIS MEL GIBSON In 1961, when Maris broke Babe Ruth's record, he wasn't intentionally walked once. Mickey batted aft... MEL ALLEN It was Spanish Jewry, not Spanish jewelry, that paid for Columbus' voyage of discovery. MEL WACKS On her pages sacred cows become blustering pachyderms. MEL GUSSOW I didn't let it interfere with the way I did my job, ... I felt it (wore) a little bit on my thinkin... MEL STOTTLEMYRE He wasn't overpowering like he usually is. He wasn't throwing as hard, but he pitched a smart game. MEL GARDNER MEL GIBSON You've seen the way the club played at the end of the year. A lot of other clubs with similar proble... MEL STOTTLEMYRE I know the only reason I made it anywhere in hockey was because I was a fighter. I know that was my ... MEL ANGELSTAD You can speculate what's going to happen, but upsets happen in sports all the time. MEL ANGELSTAD Toughness played a much bigger role on those teams. We had eight legitimate fighters. I helped with ... MEL ANGELSTAD I've got nothing to prove anymore. If they want to fight, I'll fight and I'll get it done. I use my ... MEL ANGELSTAD MEL GIBSON Bring a child and ignore your inhibitions. MEL GUSSOW MEL GIBSON That's a huge number. We went through a lot this season. This one, without question, is the sweetest... MEL STOTTLEMYRE I guarantee no one expected them to come this far. MEL THOMAS MEL GIBSON She's a lot like (singer) Anne Murray. She's fabulous. MEL CLARK MEL GIBSON You have been assigned this mountain so that you can show others it can be moved. MEL ROBBINS Unless we make sure that everyone is participating in this great economic expansion and until we ens... MEL MARTINEZ Idly, Wick wondered if he should feel insulted. Then he decided there really wasn't any room for con... MEL ODOM I just spoke to Moose, ... He's been doing his throwing out there, keeping tabs on what's going on. ... MEL STOTTLEMYRE The problem is this is so politically incorrect. The public is still dealing with the pre-Roe ethic ... MEL FEIT Kids wanted to be Kirby Puckett. Everybody loved the small guy, the bald head, the bulging stomach, ... MEL ANTONEN One of the first things I remember was the night he hit that home run in Game 6 of the 1991 World Se... MEL ANTONEN Taking her out of her game makes their team struggle a lot more. MEL THOMAS They came out and played really hard. They definitely outworked us on the boards. MEL THOMAS I think we needed that. We were just playing with them the whole game, we had to break away at some ... MEL THOMAS Coach was not happy with us. He told us we just need to flush this (game) down the toilet and forget... MEL THOMAS I love it when they can come. They're all Cincinnati fans, so it's pretty interesting. MEL THOMAS We just have to play 20 minutes and follow it up with another 20 minutes in the second half. MEL THOMAS I think coach always challenges you when you're not doing well and I think she just took the challen... MEL THOMAS What really interests me about Keene is how similar it is to Buffalo State. MEL NETZHAMMER We just take it personally. This girl is the leading scorer in the country and you don't want her to... MEL THOMAS My brother, Rusty and and his wife, Sherry, named their child after him. MEL ANTONEN I wanted to develop a way that they could visualize and see how a message could be conveyed using fo... MEL MCDONALD I think it was very unprofessional. When you're getting your butt kicked, sometimes you have to take... MEL STOTTLEMYRE MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON Does any Watcher ever know that he is suddenly watching the Slayer until that moment is announced to... MEL ODOM And Don Meredith told me he was coming. MEL RENFRO You've got fists; we've got guns. MEL SACHS You can build a zoo virtually anywhere, but you cannot rebuild a park. The residents in our neighbor... MEL PINS I'm not retiring. MEL TILLIS When I have lunch with those guys, they're paying for my lunch. I'm not paying for their lunch. MEL KARMAZIN Sprint PCS' wireless network is one of the last keys filling one of the last holes in MCI's network. MEL MARTEN Every musician liked Peggy Lee, but not the general public. MEL FERRER MEL GIBSON In this film, we took a helicopter up and showed London as a vista, which is not very often done. MEL SMITH We believe that in offering shares of the new Infinity Broadcasting, we will unlock the value of our... MEL KARMAZIN There could be no better time to fully integrate Infinity with Viacom's tremendous portfolio of asse... MEL KARMAZIN How many radio shows I did is lost to memory now; it's in the hundreds - maybe even close to bei... MEL TORME I hadn't been a recording artist all that long when albums came on the scene, and I was one of t... MEL TORME I had a blast writing the Ranger in 'The Great Dinosaur Rush' for the Moonstone collection. ... MEL ODOM many of the individuals we see are heavily committed to something we call 'fun.' MEL LEVINE We're seeing an epidemic of people who are having a hard time making the transition to work — kids... MEL LEVINE We teach the child about his own strengths and weaknesses, and we give words they need for the thing... MEL LEVINE
Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary explosio... 
Laugh a lot. It clears the lungs. 
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. 
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions. 
I am serious, so I laugh a lot. You need to laugh. You don't laugh enough. I don't trust anyone who ... 
[Brooks, who plays a doctor in the film, feels laughter is indeed the best medicine.] If you don't l... 
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. 
I like the anonymity, the fact that you're a stranger making strangers laugh. You aren't for... 
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance. 
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance. 
Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh. 
Laugh, and the world laughs with you.
My lungs began to crow like chanticleer, That fools should be so deep-contemplative; And I did laugh... 
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. 
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. 
Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it. 
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old. 
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old. 
Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more. 
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live. 
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live. 
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live. 
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live. 
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the sta... 
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka. 
Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at? 
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banan... 
When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky 
Laugh till you weep. Weep till there’s nothing left but to laugh at your weeping. In the end it’... 
Those who laugh with you when you laugh are acquaintances, those who cry with you when you cry are c... 
If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at? 
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it ... 
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it ... 
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow o... 
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a c... 
Don't be careless about yourselves--on the other hand not too careful. Live well but do not flaunt i... 
If you can't laugh when things go bad--laugh and put on a little carnival--then you're either dead o... 
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you ca... 
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you c... 
The only graceful way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it. If you ca... 
I keep reminding people that an editorial in rhyme is not a song. A good song makes you laugh, it ma... 
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Little endorphin… Little endorphin who?… Little endorphin Anni... 
Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate th... 
I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts... because its the only thing that'll m... 
Remember, everything is right until it’s wrong. You’ll know when it’s wrong.” 
The most solid advice for a writer is this, I think: Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste... 
The most solid advice for a writer is this, I think: Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste... 
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers... 
To make a child laugh, you don’t have to do something spectacular because they have already the ab... 
Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. 
If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think. 
What's funny is funny. The same thing that made you laugh a hundred years ago makes you laugh no... 
Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the phrase 'making people l... 
God's everywhere.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone. 
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. 
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. 
One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, yo... 
Immortality is a by-product of good work. 
It's all happening too fast. I've got to put the brakes on or I'll smack into something. 
It's all happening too fast. I've got to put the brakes on or I'll smack into something. 
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent. 
I 