I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness . . . but I did not swallow.

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder