I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?

I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.

Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world.

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

Mr. Rickey, I'll put more people in the park than anybody since Babe Ruth.

All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it.