I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.

Tom DeLay ought to go back to Houston where he can serve his jail sentence.

Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world.

I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

Mr. Rickey, I'll put more people in the park than anybody since Babe Ruth.