I always wonder if my kids will say they're mixed or black.

Even if it's a white crowd, I tell my jokes for the four black people in the room, not the 100 whites.

In another 10 years, lacrosse will be what everybody's kids are playing.

Everything I do, I go to black people. If I have a problem at the airport, I'll go to the black ticket agent. I hope they notice me because I'll get better service. If I'm at a restaurant, I look for the black waiter. Rent-a-Car, give you the upgrade.

This is a wonder drug for kids. They feel smart, strong and invincible, and then they crash.

They need to move retirement to the front of the line. No one will pay for retirement, but the kids can get aid for college.