FastSaying

I am a world-class weenie when it comes to letting people stick needles into me. My subconscious mind firmly believes that if God had wanted us to have direct access to our bloodstreams, He would have equipped our skin with small, clearly marked doors.

Dave Barry

Dave Barry

ClassFunnyMindNeedlesPeopleWorld

Related Quotes

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
— Dave Barry
FunnySucceed
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
— Dave Barry
Funny Sayings
Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
— Dave Barry
FunnyUniverse
The people falling through the cracks are the working class.
— Barry Maram
classPeople
The chancellor must look to the future and continue to invest to deliver world class public services.
— Dave Prentis
classFutureWorld