I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.

I'd take a nerf bullet for you.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.