Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.

I'd take a nerf bullet for you.

You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

Don't press your luck, you might pop it.

Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway!